crack_van | Better Living through Chemistry by Mutelock (R)

Fandom: STARSKY & HUTCH
Pairing: none
Length: 47,706 words
Author on LJ: not known
Author Website: HERE
Why this must be read: What can I say? I love case stories. I love stories where their private lives are as much a part of the story as the time they spend working. And it’s wonderfully long!

"Hey, husband!"

Starsky turned round, finding the sight of three hookers standing on the opposite side of the road weirder than usual. The tallest of the three, almost completely hidden behind a huge dark afro, tons of makeup and a long fur coat, winked at him.

"Did she just call me husband?" he asked, glancing at Hutch over the roof of the car.

Hutch perched his sunglasses on his nose. "Better seize the chance, Starsk. No one else wants you, anyway."

"That's not what I heard." And giving Hutch a lopsided grin, he replied back to the hooker, "Can't you see I already have a date, sweetheart?"

The blond shook his head - Idiot...

Better Living through Chemistry by Mutelock (R)