ext_374952 ([identity profile] hamimifk.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2012-12-27 09:19 pm
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Let The Memories Begin! by Mertiya (PG13)

Fandom: HOMESTUCK
Pairing: Jade/Karkat, Rose/Kanaya, Dave/Terezi, Gamzee/Tavros, Aradia/Equius, John/Vriska, Feferi/Sollux, Eridan/Nepeta, Mom/Dad
Length: 20,484
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: AO3
Why this must be read: Post-game - The Beta kids take the Beta trolls to Disneyland. =D What more do I really need to say beyond this? I mean, what could go wrong with taking trolls to a place filled with easy-to-harm humans? It ends up being pretty awesome, for everyone not freaking out when the kids lose sight of all the trolls (which ends up being everyone but Rose, hehe). But, what also makes this worth reading is the theme of fun, friendship, and love. Also enjoyable is how the trolls end up tying up all the loose ends of their mistakes and whatnot during the game and on the Meteor. Vriska and Eridan finding ways to make amends and apologize to those they hurt, especially (while being good trolls at the same time) is enjoyable. Also, Terezi eats a multi-colored lollipop - this fic is worth reading for THAT alone. xD



Summary:
Four kids. Twelve trolls. The happiest place on earth. Let's do this. Let's make this happen.

Excerpt:
==> Be VRISKA SERKET.

You are VRISKA SERKET. You are feeling maybe a little hurt and bewildered, but you're not sure, because it's not the way you're used to feeling. You're used to feeling awesome and perfect, except now that you've talked to John a lot, you're wondering if maybe, possibly, feeling awesome all the time the way you felt it might not actually be as awesome as you thought.

You guess you aren't really surprised that TAVROS is being such a wet blanket and trying to ruin what could be the most awesome moment ever. Then it occurs to you that he has no idea that it is going to be the most awesome moment ever and that maybe you should just make it the most awesome moment ever without engaging in stupid conversational battles. You are, after all, a pirate, and you are VRISKA SERKET and you're pretty damn awesome.

==> Kidnap TAVROS NITRAM.

You swoop down on your blue fairy wings and lift Tavros right out of his seat. The stupid boy starts yelling and he even manages to hit you in the chin which knocks you halfway silly for a minute. He has certainly learned something, and you approve of it! Although you suspect your chin will not approve of it later. But no matter! You are going to make it up to Tavros no matter what he thinks about it!

Somehow, you manage to drag him out of his seat. It's a good thing your wings are magic, because you're not sure if even you, awesome as you are, could carry Tavros by yourself if they weren't. Particularly with the way he keeps trying to hit you. You're starting to get kind of irritated now, but you're holding him close and he's sweaty and real and alive. And you remember how it felt when all of a sudden, he wasn't. He was broken, brown blood everywhere, and it was the strangest feeling. Like you'd broken a favorite toy, only he wasn't a toy, and he couldn't be mended.

VRISKA: Stop struggling, st8pid!!!!!!!!
TAVROS: uH, i DON'T, UH, REALLY WANT TO BE CRIPPLED AGAIN
VRISKA: You worry too much. >::::)

Now you've got him and you're flying free, with Tavros dangling from your arms and you burst out of that stupid dinky little CARNIVAL ride that he was on, and you feel sun on your face and you know he can feel it too, the sun on your face and the wind in your ears, and you flap your wings harder, and now you're flying higher and higher. You catch a glimpse of John in the crowd below, staring up at you with his mouth wide open and you start laughing and laughing, but then you feel Tavros still tense in your arms and you look down and try to explain as best you can.

VRISKA: I 8m trying to 8p8l8gize, you moron!!!!!!!!

==> Be TAVROS NITRAM.

You are TAVROS NITRAM, and you are flying.


Let The Memories Begin!


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