crack_van | Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet by Lady

Fandom: TRANSFORMERS/STARGATE SG-1
Pairing: canon
Length: 13,012 words
Author on LJ: not known
Author Website: HERE
Why this must be read: what if SG-1 team met the Autobots?
Take one group of space explorer-alien fighters mix with another group of alien fighter. Stir well and then sit back and wait.

"Yeap, I'm a chick magnet," Sam said smugly. "All the women in my life either want to feed me or have me read them a story."

"That’s better than what Daniel attracts," Jack commented. "His either want to marry him or kill him."

Daniel turned and gave Jack a disgusted look. "I'm not that bad," he countered.

"Oh really," Jack drawled. "Hathor. Osiris."

"Anise and Kynthia," Daniel snapped back.

"Like I would touch Anise with a 20 foot pole," Jack replied with a snort. "And Kynthia was a sweet kid in an adult body but she was still a kid. Ke’ra. Sarah."

Still perched on Optimus' knee, Sam leaned towards Carter and Teal'c and in a stage whisper said, "Are they… you know… together."

Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet by Lady_FoxFire (T)