The Thousand and Second Time, by Celli Lane (PG)

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Fandom: ALIAS
Pairing: Sydney Bristow/Eric Weiss
Author on LJ: celli
Author’s Website: Fanfic 101
Why this must be read:

Why read this fic? Because I say so (yes, I’ve hit my fourth month driving the crack_van and I’ve gone mad with the power!)

That is, you should read this fic because it’s funny. Really, very funny. After the non-stop angst that was season three, celli’s Sydney is a delightful change. Her Weiss is adorable, too (the Weiss fans among you may be interested in checking out the Weiss Ficathon, for which this storywas written).

"Why won't you want to have sex with me?"

"Because we're friends."

There was a long pause, and Weiss felt guilty for hoping she'd passed out in the sink.

"You don't have sex with your friends?"

Weiss rested his forehead on a bag of frozen peas and screamed.

"What was that?" Sydney asked.

"Nothing."

"So anyway--"

"No, Sydney. No. No. A thousand times no. And the thousand and first time? Hell no!"

The Thousand and Second Time