Sparks by Mina Lightstar (ukefied) - (PG)

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Fandom: TEEN WOLF (TV)
Pairing: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski (pre-slash)
Length: ~ 4672 words
Author on LJ: ukefied
Author Website: writing on AO3
Why this must be read: It's Friday, so how about something to make you laugh? This story is kind of a crossover, but it's not necessary to know anything about Transformers to enjoy the story because Stiles and Derek don't know anything about them either. However, the boys are forced to figure things out pretty fast when Stiles's Jeep appears to have developed a mind of its own.

It was the summary (the cut-tag text) that really got me on this one because, honestly, this is totally Stiles and Derek. The excerpt will give you a clear idea of what to expect, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.


Then Stiles sees the shape towering amongst the trees. It’s huge, shrouded in shadow, but moving with slow precision. Each time it inches forward, it sends a tremor through the earth.

“Oh, my god,” Stiles breathes. “You’re a good robot, and that’s a bad robot. We gotta un-curse you so you can get rid of the bad robot.”

The car blips, eager and insistent. Derek gives Stiles a look. “Really? Is this what you do with your free time? Concoct lavish scenarios and hoard them, so you can bring them out at times like this?”

Stiles rolls his eyes and gestures madly to the advancing robot that is going to spot them sooner or later. “Do you want to waste time arguing about this now?”

“You just pieced together a robot war,” Derek snarks back. “Who even does that?”

CJ blips again, and Stiles is positive he’s the good robot — because anyone else would have left him and Derek behind by now. “Come on, let’s go. You can’t fight a twenty-foot tall robot!”

And then Derek just gives him this look, like he could, and it sends Stiles into a homicidal rage.

“Get in the car,” he snarls at the werewolf.

On AO3: Sparks

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