ext_14267 ([identity profile] laughingacademy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2004-08-27 02:32 pm

“A Thousand Nights and a Knight” by Halrloprillalar (R to NC-17)

Fandom: STAR WARS/SW:TPM
Pairing: Luke/Wedge, Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon/Han, Obi-Wan/Maul
Author on LJ: http://prillalar.livejournal.com
Author Website: http://prillalar.com/fic
Why this must be read:

A post-RotJ Luke plays Scheharazade, diverting (and often arousing) Wedge Antilles with accounts of the very vivid dreams he’s had about Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn.

Harlrloprillalar, an active and prolific author, has a knack for humor and detail. These stories are full of amusing touches: Luke and Wedge’s conversation the morning after the victory celebration on Endor (“Don't you know some old Jedi hangover remedy?” “I think it’s called ‘Don’t drink so much’”), Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon’s first kiss (“It was a terrible kiss”), Wedge teasing Luke for dreaming about Han (“You’re going to tell him I had a sex dream about him?” “No.” “Good….” “I'll tell Leia”), Qui-Gon’s craving for tea (“There should be a litany of praise for tea, he thought, and began to compose one as he went to sit”), Obi-Wan’s alleged nickname (“The Mad Lover of Coruscant”). Plus, there’s a good helping of teh pr0n, which is always nice.

“Prologue” is clearly followed by “When I Kissed the Teacher,” but the other three stories, “Nice Men,” “Qui-Gon Jinn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day,” and “Power in the Blood,” can be read in any order (I should note that “Power...” the Obi-Wan/Maul story, is, unsurprisingly, darker than the others).

Note: the link below will take you to Harloprillalar’s SW fics page. Stories are listed alphabetically.

“A Thousand Nights and a Knight”