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Visit Scenic Arda I and II by Darth Maligna (PG)
One last parody rec for October:
A Walking Tour of Middle-Earth and A Riding Tour of Rohan by Darth Maligna (PG)
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: lots of slash mentions, including Sam/Frodo, Aragorn/Legolas. nothing even remotely explicit occurs - this is pure silliness.
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darthmaligna
author's webpage: her fic hub at ff.net
Why this must be read:
This is pure silliness. A snickeringly good parody of the LotR films, full of audience/author arguments, completely random events, and vague references to half a dozen other fandoms.
But they were all of them deceived, for because they were easily distracted by shiny objects, they failed to notice that the dark lord Sauron (who isn’t THAT much like Voldemort) was busy forging one ring that could rule them all and also had a nifty poem to go with it.
SAURON: Actually, all I’ve been able to come up with so far is:
Once the Dark Lord made a ring
That was really quite a nifty thing
It was shiny and gold
With powers untold
So someday I’m gonna be king
Yes… well… you keep working on that.
Anyway, eventually Sauron did write a decent poem and finished the Ring and used it to crush the cities and towns of Middle-earth one by one.
A Walking Tour of Middle-Earth and A Riding Tour of Rohan by Darth Maligna (PG)
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: lots of slash mentions, including Sam/Frodo, Aragorn/Legolas. nothing even remotely explicit occurs - this is pure silliness.
author on LJ:
darthmalignaauthor's webpage: her fic hub at ff.net
Why this must be read:
This is pure silliness. A snickeringly good parody of the LotR films, full of audience/author arguments, completely random events, and vague references to half a dozen other fandoms.
But they were all of them deceived, for because they were easily distracted by shiny objects, they failed to notice that the dark lord Sauron (who isn’t THAT much like Voldemort) was busy forging one ring that could rule them all and also had a nifty poem to go with it.
SAURON: Actually, all I’ve been able to come up with so far is:
Once the Dark Lord made a ring
That was really quite a nifty thing
It was shiny and gold
With powers untold
So someday I’m gonna be king
Yes… well… you keep working on that.
Anyway, eventually Sauron did write a decent poem and finished the Ring and used it to crush the cities and towns of Middle-earth one by one.
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