The King of Babylon by Juteux (PG-13)

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Fandom: QUEER AS FOLK US
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Author on LJ: juteux
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read:

Post-season three, Babylon gets a new owner and Brian gains a new perspective. Funny and well-characterized, this story takes the comedic element the show often employs, and turns it up a notch.


“So we were doing shots of tequila,” Michael began immediately, like he had been waiting years to tell Brian this. “And this awesome, Egyptian sort of song started playing. Really fast and kind of sexy. And Justin decided that it would be a perfect night to recreate the King of Babylon contest.”

Oh, fuck. “Justin pole-danced? I missed Justin pole dancing?” Brian demanded.

“Yeah, so this guy Tommy was like--”

Fucking Tommy. When would people start realizing it was a bad idea to put ideas in Justin’s head? Why the fuck hadn’t Justin told him about the pole dancing? Had Brian fucked Tommy? He wondered how big his dick was.

Zen. I’m zen.


The King of Babylon