ext_108: Jules from Psych saying "You guys are thinking about cupcakes, aren't you?" (jim and blair)
liviapenn.livejournal.com ([identity profile] liviapenn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2003-11-05 03:13 pm
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The Object of My Erections, by Francesca (NC-17)

Fandom: THE SENTINEL
Pairing: Jim/Blair
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] cesperanza
Author Website: http://www.trickster.org/francesca/
Why this must be read:

The idea that the Sentinel and the Guide have to fuck is The Ultimate TS Slash Premise, so if you're new to the fandom-- get used to it, you'll be seeing it a lot. Here's one of the best takes on the cliche, The Object of My Erections, and surprise, surprise, it's by Francesca. You don't need to know much else, really. The dialogue sparks and snaps, the guys act like the realistic, down-to-earth *adult* men that they are, and the sex is hot stuff. Go, read, grin till your face hurts.

Here's a segment of the story just after the boys have figured out that Jim has come down with a serious case of hots for his Guide.



"Pheromones? What do you mean--what, *mine*? You--to *me*?" Blair burst out laughing. "You're kidding, right?"

"No," said Jim, ruefully, "--hey, hey! Just *stay* there, okay?" he said, as Blair moved forward yet again.

"Oh, come on, Jim, this *is* ridiculous," said Blair. "This can't be happening."

"I say that to myself at least three times a day," said Jim.

"No, no, look--back to theory A, amended. I touched someone today, and you're smelling *her* pheromones."

"No, that's not it," said Jim, chuckling softly. "I wish it were, honest. But it's *you*--I know it is, I've smelled your pheromones before. They just never, you know, had any effect."

"So, what, I changed my hair or something?" teased Blair.

"No, I think it's the shirt, blue's a good color for you," replied Jim. "Look--this is funny, Sandburg, but it's not helping here."

"Well, you are kind of cute--" said Blair, and then: "Okay, okay, no more kidding."

ext_2233: Writing MamaDeb (Default)

[identity profile] mamadeb.livejournal.com 2003-11-05 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You know.

The answer to "Why this must be read" can be said in one word.


Francesca


:)