Candy Perfume Boys by Brenda & Val (NC-17)

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Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Viggo/Dominic/Orlando (Dominic/Orlando)
Authors on LJ: azewewish and shinysparkly
Authors Website: broadwriting, illusion

Why this must be read: Two of Lotrips's best writers worked together to create crack, pure crack. It involves eyeliner, nail polish, hair dye, and "pink!Viggo and the Roos" on world tour. It's one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. I laughed tears. Don't try to eat or drink while reading it, you'll only make a mess. The plot is on crack and I can't even begin to describe the characters.

"Jesus, Vig! How many shades of eyeliner do you need?" Bloody Tigger. I need as many as I goddamn well choose. I'll shut him up. Open up my new Soot eyeliner and colour a mustache on his smirking face before he can blink. Quick Draw Mortensen, that's me. Little fucker. I think Dom's going to hurt something from laughing. Hmm, what's he got? I'll just pilfer his little stash while he's busy giggling at his boyfriend. I like that blue glittery nail polish. He can just have his Elf-bitch fetch him another...


Candy Perfume Boys

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Just a note for those looking.

This story seems to have been moved here (http://www.broadwriting.com/lotrrps/candyperfumeboys.html).