FIC: One Ring To Rule Your Ass by Valerie Lewis (R)

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Title: One Ring To Rule Your Ass
Fandom: QAFUS
Pairing/Characters: Brian/Justin
Author on LJ: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] unknown
Author Website: The Holy Church of Brian and Justin
Why this must be read:

It was a gold band with black lines around each edge, and a simple engraved pattern between the black. Brian could immediately tell it was fourteen carat, and while it probably didn't cost more than two hundred dollars, it wasn't cheap jewelry. It was actually a classy design, he had to admit, were he the type of person to wear rings, and not the type of person to pawn rings and then buy more scotch, which he'd probably do tomorrow.

You know, there aren't really words for how amusing I find this story. Justin gives Brian a ring. Brian loses it up someone's ass. Oh, please go read it. I don't want to give more away.



One Ring To Rule Your Ass