Madelyn (
svmadelyn.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2003-11-08 08:28 pm
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The Terrible Conflagration Up at the Place by Zahra, PG-13
Title: The Terrible Conflagration Up at the Place
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:
hackthis
Author website: dysFUNctional
Why this *must* be read: Lex tries to do good. It doesn't quite work out the way he'd hoped.
Also, it has lines like these:
Burned brownies smell like tar, and there's no reason microwave brownies should be so difficult to make. If you're supposed to take the cover off before nuking the little fuckers then they shouldn't be covered at all.
Fuck freezer burn.
Fuck trying to cook for a boy who's mother won three blue ribbons at the Lowell County Fair earlier this year.
This is one of my favorite 'feel good' stories to read. For those of you not in the 'know', Zahra writes a gorgeously intricate Lex Luthor in her stories, no matter the genre and this piece is a goodie. This is one of those stories that pulls you in so much, makes you *laugh* so hard that you find yourself looking in the pantry for brownie mix and actually pitying Lex Luthor's poor, put-upon cook.
Read, love, laugh and tell her what a good time you had.
For your ease, as I'm the new reccer this month:
Smallville Overview, from
velvetglove
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:
Author website: dysFUNctional
Why this *must* be read: Lex tries to do good. It doesn't quite work out the way he'd hoped.
Also, it has lines like these:
Burned brownies smell like tar, and there's no reason microwave brownies should be so difficult to make. If you're supposed to take the cover off before nuking the little fuckers then they shouldn't be covered at all.
Fuck freezer burn.
Fuck trying to cook for a boy who's mother won three blue ribbons at the Lowell County Fair earlier this year.
This is one of my favorite 'feel good' stories to read. For those of you not in the 'know', Zahra writes a gorgeously intricate Lex Luthor in her stories, no matter the genre and this piece is a goodie. This is one of those stories that pulls you in so much, makes you *laugh* so hard that you find yourself looking in the pantry for brownie mix and actually pitying Lex Luthor's poor, put-upon cook.
Read, love, laugh and tell her what a good time you had.
For your ease, as I'm the new reccer this month:
Smallville Overview, from
