“The Best Inuit Story Ever” by hackthis, AKA zahra (R)

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Fandom: DUE SOUTH
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Author on LJ: [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Author Website: dysFUNctional
Why this must be read:

Because the first line is, “It started with the story about the strap-on dildo.”

Yes, it turns out that not all of Fraser’s anecdotes are about caribou or frostbite—at least one of them involves a fake penis made of seal bone and skin. Interestingly, it was the author of my last recommendation, china_shop, who quoted the folktale in question in her journal, thereby inspiring [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] to comment,

This is seriously warped, but in a totally crazy and cracked out way that I adore. I want a story where the boys are on stakeout and Fraser tells Ray one of these stories (maybe the strap-on one) to see if he's listening, or even awake, and Ray wakes up at the very end, and Fraser's talking about anal sex. Actually, I kinda want to write that. Huh.

To which various people replied, Yes, please. While she didn’t quite write the story she laid out, the one she did write, in which a caffeinated Ray who is obsessed with Fraser’s hands is forcibly reminded just why he hasn’t had sex in the GTO for some time, is wonderful.

“The Best Inuit Story Ever”