Kryptobiology by Meret (NC-17)

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Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author On LJ: meret
Author Website: Meret's SV Site

I can think of no better way to wind up my month on crack_van than to rec this story. One of the best humor fics in the fandom, and remarkably easy for me to rec to people. This is one of the few stories I've let my RL best friend read, so I can speak to its universal appeal.

Clark has a talking penis. Who is ever slightly attracted to that cute bald guy down the road.

....why are you still here? Hey, hey, hey. This is *Smallville*. Weirder things have happened than having a loquacious penis.

Clark jerked upright in his bed, looking around for what had woken him. Had he been floating again?

"Lex."

Who was that? Turning his head back and forth, he scanned the room, but even using his x-ray vision revealed nothing. "Who said that?" he said, becoming increasingly creeped out.

"I did."

He saw movement under his sheets and whipped the covers off.

"Let me out of here. We need to talk."

No. It couldn't be. Hastily he pulled down his pajama bottoms. He watched aghast as his cock sprang up, the head bent toward him as if it was looking at him.

Priceless imagery herein. Kryptobiology

*dusts hands* It's been a good month. Happy Smallville Reading!

Comments

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

I LOVE this story. Absolutely one of the funniest things I've ever read, and such a wonderful, cracked-out concept.

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

I've never read this fandom before - I don't even watch Smallville, though I'm a fan of the comics - but your rec and the section you quoted sounded too good to pass up.

What a great story. Funny and hot is a wonderful combination. Thanks for the rec; I'm looking forward to discovering more.