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Last Buns of Krypton by Kat Reitz and Tzigane (NC-17)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zechsy and tzi
Author Website: Asylum and wufeinomiko.org
Why this must be read: This is my last rec for the month, and it's been a delight rec'cing for Smallville. I wanted to go out with a wham-bang, so here's one of my all-time favourite stories by two writers I adore. You will learn things from this story. You will receive an education of the highest calibre, and you will laugh your beautiful ass off while doing it. My vocabulary is now complete with more words for penis than you can shake a trouser-snake at, and this story led to an interesting revelation in the category of Slash has Corrupted my Brain! But beyond that, this is the AU where Clark is working part-time (when he's not being a reporter/Superman) in an adult video store where he has been the star of the "Man of Steel" porn series. He also serves as the model for the store's sideline "toy" business. The day when a certain handsome, bald man walks in and buys the large, purple vibrator, Model CK--well, nobody's life is the same after that. The authors call it a PWP, and sure, that's it - 186k worth of PWP that's blatant and funny and unapologetically porny. You might blush a little, but you won't be disappointed.
Walking from the gay interests section with three DVD cases held in his left hand, along with the tastefully decorated box that had to hold a dildo. He flashed Clark a smile as he neared the register with his rentals in hand.
Clark's knees were so melting. "I see you found what you were looking for," he said, giving a bright grin that was damned near a trademark. "Have you got a rental account with us?"
"Wally Whitman," he drawled, and set everything down on the counter so he could fish his wallet out of the tight ass of his jeans. It gave Clark a chance to look over what the guy was getting. Because sure he looked hot, but maybe he had some creepy fetish.
Man of Steel, three, four, and six, and a vibrating purple Penis, model C.K.
The sound of the button on his jeans ricocheting off and slamming into the counter with a faint thud made them both startle.
"Er. Right."
A quick tap of Clark's fingers brought up the name. "Account number?" he requested. God, God, God. Hot guy DID have a fetish, and it had a name, and it was HIM, and oh. GOD. Purple. Vibrating. HIS dick. Clark's. Dick.
Read the story and feed the authors: Last Buns of Krypton
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:
zechsy and tziAuthor Website: Asylum and wufeinomiko.org
Why this must be read: This is my last rec for the month, and it's been a delight rec'cing for Smallville. I wanted to go out with a wham-bang, so here's one of my all-time favourite stories by two writers I adore. You will learn things from this story. You will receive an education of the highest calibre, and you will laugh your beautiful ass off while doing it. My vocabulary is now complete with more words for penis than you can shake a trouser-snake at, and this story led to an interesting revelation in the category of Slash has Corrupted my Brain! But beyond that, this is the AU where Clark is working part-time (when he's not being a reporter/Superman) in an adult video store where he has been the star of the "Man of Steel" porn series. He also serves as the model for the store's sideline "toy" business. The day when a certain handsome, bald man walks in and buys the large, purple vibrator, Model CK--well, nobody's life is the same after that. The authors call it a PWP, and sure, that's it - 186k worth of PWP that's blatant and funny and unapologetically porny. You might blush a little, but you won't be disappointed.
Walking from the gay interests section with three DVD cases held in his left hand, along with the tastefully decorated box that had to hold a dildo. He flashed Clark a smile as he neared the register with his rentals in hand.
Clark's knees were so melting. "I see you found what you were looking for," he said, giving a bright grin that was damned near a trademark. "Have you got a rental account with us?"
"Wally Whitman," he drawled, and set everything down on the counter so he could fish his wallet out of the tight ass of his jeans. It gave Clark a chance to look over what the guy was getting. Because sure he looked hot, but maybe he had some creepy fetish.
Man of Steel, three, four, and six, and a vibrating purple Penis, model C.K.
The sound of the button on his jeans ricocheting off and slamming into the counter with a faint thud made them both startle.
"Er. Right."
A quick tap of Clark's fingers brought up the name. "Account number?" he requested. God, God, God. Hot guy DID have a fetish, and it had a name, and it was HIM, and oh. GOD. Purple. Vibrating. HIS dick. Clark's. Dick.
Read the story and feed the authors: Last Buns of Krypton
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Thank you!
Thank you!
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thanks
*blushes* Wow. That's ... wow. Thanks so much, and I really do hope you enjoy the story. Kat and Tizzy are nuts and their stories are always really pushing the edge of things. You never forget them.
*hugs*