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crack_van2005-10-09 07:03 pm
Boom by Uberaeryn (NC-17)
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer, features appearances by all the best island people
Author on LJ:
uberaeryn
Author Website: Uberaeryn's LJ
Why this must be read:
uberaeryn was one of the first Lost writers I started reading, and she still blows me away with every single fic. She writes great angst, and great smut, but when she puts her funny hat on - watch out! This fic is a three-parter that explores the friendship of all the boys on the island with lots of humor, some hot sex, and a tad of angst thrown in. The characters are spot on. Everybody knows that Jack's, well, intense is an understatment. Sometimes all that intensity can be too much to take, and here's the result.
“Nobody’s hitting anybody with a rock, Hurley,” Sayid said, trying to hide a smile and not quite succeeding.
“You sure? ‘Cause I’d be more than happy to, you know, for his sake and all, was what I meant,” Hurley said and Sayid covered his mouth with one hand.
“Of course it was,” Sayid said and then coughed slightly, a cough that sounded suspiciously like a smothered laugh and Hurley pointed at him accusingly.
“Dude, you are so laughin’. He’s gettin’ on your nerves, too, isn’t he? I bet you wanna hit him with a rock and you’re just savin’ the fun of that for yourself! Well, no way, if anybody’s hittin’ him with a rock it’s me, I call dibs,” Hurley said and started looking around on the ground around them.
“Who’s hittin’ who with a rock?” Charlie asked, walking up behind them.
“Me,” Hurley said, still searching the ground. “I’m hittin’ Jack with a rock.”
“What? Why do you get to hit him with a rock? And why was I left out of this ‘we’re gonna hit Jack with a rock’ discussion? I’d like to hit him with a rock, he’s been a right bastard the past few days. I’ll hit him with a rock!” Charlie said, outraged.
“No way, dude, I called dibs. You get to hit him with a rock next time,” Hurley said, finally finding a rock that seemed to suit his purposes and hefting it in his hands
Read BOOM! (note, link is to part 3, which has links to first two parts)
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer, features appearances by all the best island people
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Uberaeryn's LJ
Why this must be read:
“Nobody’s hitting anybody with a rock, Hurley,” Sayid said, trying to hide a smile and not quite succeeding.
“You sure? ‘Cause I’d be more than happy to, you know, for his sake and all, was what I meant,” Hurley said and Sayid covered his mouth with one hand.
“Of course it was,” Sayid said and then coughed slightly, a cough that sounded suspiciously like a smothered laugh and Hurley pointed at him accusingly.
“Dude, you are so laughin’. He’s gettin’ on your nerves, too, isn’t he? I bet you wanna hit him with a rock and you’re just savin’ the fun of that for yourself! Well, no way, if anybody’s hittin’ him with a rock it’s me, I call dibs,” Hurley said and started looking around on the ground around them.
“Who’s hittin’ who with a rock?” Charlie asked, walking up behind them.
“Me,” Hurley said, still searching the ground. “I’m hittin’ Jack with a rock.”
“What? Why do you get to hit him with a rock? And why was I left out of this ‘we’re gonna hit Jack with a rock’ discussion? I’d like to hit him with a rock, he’s been a right bastard the past few days. I’ll hit him with a rock!” Charlie said, outraged.
“No way, dude, I called dibs. You get to hit him with a rock next time,” Hurley said, finally finding a rock that seemed to suit his purposes and hefting it in his hands
Read BOOM! (note, link is to part 3, which has links to first two parts)

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