Poo by Rosemending (NC-17)

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Fandom: LOTRIPS
Pairings: Orlando/Viggo
Author on LJ: rosemending
Author Website: The Wood in Bloom
Why this must be read: Because no one brings the crack to lotrips quite like this writer. Take the title as read and proceed with caution. This is a wonderful (and mercifully short) piece of insanity, and somehow describes the essence of Viggo and Orlando (in more ways than one).

Viggo went to the toilet.

He was on location and there were no mobile bathrooms around.

So he squatted in the bush and took a crap.

After wiping his arse, Viggo pulled up his pants. He kicked some dirt into a pile, to cover up his foul deed.

Then he stopped. Viggo stooped down and stared for a while, scratching his beardy chin.

Viggo wanted a second opinion.

He went back to the set, where Orlando was having a fag break.

"I want a second opinion," said Viggo, dragging Orlando into the bushes.

Poo