bluebrocade ([identity profile] bluebrocade.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-02-05 09:16 pm
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It's Like This Old Inuvit Story I Knew by Rageprufrock (PG)

Fandom: DUE SOUTH
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalksi
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock
Author Website: Glitterati
Why this must be read: [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock is a fabulously talented writer. This is the only story she's written in the Due South fandom, and it's wonderful. Fraser's father, dead!Bob, is stalking Ray. He's trying to play Cupid in his own demented way, but Ray's too busy freaking out about the dead guy who keeps showing up to give any serious thought to the "queer" thing.

"Honestly, I don't see how I can entrust Benton to you if you can't even be trusted to feed yourself well, son."

Ray cracked open one eye and said, "Entrust Fraser?"

The Mountie rolled his eyes. "Yes, entrust him. I'm told it's something fathers do." The old man looked sentimental for a moment, murmuring dreamily, "I had hoped that I would be able to witness his wedding, and that I could meet his bride face to face." He looked at Ray importantly. "She would, of course, have good, wide hips."

Ray found himself nodding stupidly. "Yeah, sure."

The Mountie looked sadly at Ray's hips, which was an accomplishment, as Ray really didn't have any, just jutting bones on the sides of his skinny, gangly body that still made him self-conscious with new lovers and Fraser, who seemed to have a layer of finely sculpted muscle over every inch of his pale, smooth figure. Bastard.

"I don't suppose you could wear white? Just to humor me?" the Mountie asked.

"I got a white t-shirt," Ray offered crazily. "That work?"

It's Like This Old Inuvit Story I Knew

Note: Pru didn't rate this story. I rate it PG for adult themes.