nostalgia ([identity profile] nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2003-12-24 09:19 pm

DS9 - TrekCrack for Grown Ups

I knew I'd get this done eventually... By popular non-request, I bring you a brief intro to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a show best described as the product of an unholy union between Babylon 5, Angel and depressing British soap Eastenders. Here be spoilers, if you can really call them that anymore...


The Main Players

Benjamin Sisko, Captain



Benji ends up on DS9 despite himself, and stays when he realises that everyone there is as mad as he is he might be able to do some good. Despite the Beard Of EvilTM, he's definitely one of the good guys, even if his ethics are grey in places. His best moment was lying to bring the Romulans into the Dominion War, narrowly beating the time he forced his crew to play baseball. A family man, he brought up his son Jake alone after his wife Jennifer died in the Borg attack at Wolf 359 (see The Next Generation for that one) before finally marrying cargo-ship captain Kassidy Yates. The biggest problem in Ben's life is the fact that the religious population of the nearby planet Bajor believe him to be the Emissary of their gods (the Prophets), who are in fact aliens who live in the local wormhole. Season 7 attempts a not-entirely-convincing retcon where his mother was possessed by a Prophet at the time of his conception - the woman he always thought was his birth mother was in fact his father's second wife. Ben ends the series by, err, ascending to a Higher Plane. Umm. Yeah.


Kira Nerys, first officer and former terrorist



After spending most of her life fighting the Cardassian occupation of Bajor, Nerys finds herself working with the Emissary of her gods on an old space station admninistered by the Federation. Never entirely happy with anything, she spent an inordinate amount of time bitching and yelling. Bless 'er little 'eart. A series of dull boyfriends ended when she got together with Odo in Season 6. Irony levels hit overload when she ended up fighing in the Cardassian resistance to free her former enemies from the Dominion.

ETA: And, yes, I forgot the most disturbing Kira moment - when the O'Brien's baby was transplanted into Kira to cover the fact that Nerys had been knocked up by Dr Bashir. Err, that her actress and his actor had... errr... just EWW, OK?

Odo



Chief of security with the handy ability to change shape into, err, other shapes. Angsty because of a) Kira and b) the fact that his people are the leaders of the Dominion. Ouch. Enjoys solving crimes and reading about fictional people solving fictional crimes. Controversially avoided controversy over his role in the Cardassian Occupation when the station was known as Terok Nor.


Worf, err... he's Worf, dammit!



Helpfully brought over from TNG at the start of Season 4, DS9 broke the Trek tradition by actually giving him something to do and making him Any Good. Also provided an excuse to watch TNG on the basis that "It's DS9 back-story! Honest!" Commanded the Defiant and deadpanned a lot. Oh, the deadpan! Married Jadzia Dax in S6 and shagged Ezri Dax in S7. The randy sod...


Jadzia Dax, science officer



Part woman, part slug. Has a Trill symbiote in her gut that gives her the memories of various people including sleazy old man Curzon Dax, Ben's sleazy friend and mentor. Jadzia was the only DS9 regular to actually die and stay dead, the symbiont being passed on to Ezri Dax. Became the first Trek character to have a same-sex kiss when she got it on with a former spouse (of sorts). The spots, FYI, go all the way down to her ankles.


Ezri Dax, awful therapist



While most Trill hosts get years of training, Ezri found herself Dax'd when the symbiont got sick and needed an urgent transplant into her. As a result she's vastly confused by all the memories and the whole split-personality thing. Managed to shag two regulars in the space of about six episodes, and kissed the Mirrorverse Kira. Sadly she's a bloody awful counsellor, being particularly adept at causing heartbreak and saying the wrong thing.


Miles O'Brien, engineer bloke



My personal favourite character, he's the Everyman of Trek. Married to Keiko and father of Molly and Yoshi, he's a refreshingly sane part of the Trekverse. Sadly he gets a bit overlooked, save for the traditional annual "Let's Torture O'Brien" episode. Likes darts, whiskey and re-enacting dead wars on the holodeck. Appears to spend most of his free time with...


Julian Bashir, poncey doctor



Genetically enhanced chief medical officer, and commonly held to be Trek's only bisexual character. Worked with the 'Jack Pack', a group of genetically enhanced misfits he was supposed to make normal. Failed at that. Quite badly. Also got roped in to Section 31, the Federation's shadowy CIA-type espionage organisation. Likes playing spy and gets self-righteous when he has to actually be one. Pined after Jadzia for six years and shagged Ezri in the final episode. But his big relationships were the flirty one with Garak and the bizarre are they/aren't they "friendship" with Miles. Sleeps with a teddy-bear called Kukalaka. (No, really.)


Quark, capitalist



Owner of the station's pub and an incorrigable chancer. Tended to be used as the voice that says things the other characters couldn't, and provided a fun outsiders view of the Federation "utopia". As a child he replaced his brother's toys with old vegetables and sold them for more than their father paid for them. Which is all you need to know, really.


Jake Sisko



AKA The Forgotten regular. Son of Ben Sisko he hung around in the background and earned our love as practically the only 'Fleet Brat to take up a civilian career - journalism. Once sacrificed the entire universe to save his dad. Aww, bless.



Yer Concepts

The Mirrorverse

Based on an old TOS episode no one remembers, it's an alternate universe "where everything's... alternate." Best remembered as the universe where all the women are gay, it features the traditional leather outfits and rugged dystopianism.


The Dominion

Essentially an evil Federation from the Gamma Quadrant, they turn up early on and end up at war with the Feds by the end of Season 5. Led by Odo's people - the Founders - and with an army of clone soldiers that look suspiciously like Buffy demons, the Dominion wants to bring order to the galaxy, which is really a big euphemism for taking over and being mean.


The Prophets

Aliens living in the wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant who exist outside time and thus on a technicality can see the future. Messed about with time to bring Sisko to them and then stole him at the end of the series. Worshipped as gods by the annoyingly credulous Bajorans.


Bajor and Cardassia

Long story short - the Cardassians invaded Bajor and occupied it for 50 years. Then they went away. Unsurprisingly, neither people is really over this yet. But the Bajorans look more like us so they must be the good guys.



Fandom

Such as it is, the fandom likes to gush about the intense brilliance of the show and tries to convince other Trekkies that their vision is as valid as the flaccid god-awful turd that is The Original Series or that lame-ass imperialist propaganda The Next Generation. Which are both great, obviously. DS9 is far darker than your usual Trek fare, and more like a soap opera than Voyager ever managed to be. Which may be why subsequent Trek seems to like to pretend that DS9 never actually happened.

The het pairing of choice is either Odo/Kira (bleh, canon!) or Julian/Jadzia set in some weird other universe where he's straight. For slash there's a mountain of Garak/Bashir and a respectable quantity of me personal 'ship of choice, Bashir/O'Brien.

Fandom cliches include awful epic Bashir Torture in which the good doctor is beaten raped by wolves, and the idea that the Dax symbiont is unnaturally horny at all times (though this last one at least has some canon basis...). Benji fic is notably lacking, with Bashir easily being the most-written character by far.



Where do we go from here?

As far as I know the only multi-ship DS9 fic archive is Bajorarama, and that's the archive for the sole multi-ship egroup of the same name.

Otherwise you're stuck with single-pairing archives like Cardassia Sutra (Garak/Bashir), or individual author sites like Mark Stanley's, Kathryn Ramage's or Mosca's, all of which are well worth a look-see. If you want to hang with the other Treks as well EnterpriseAndBeyond is a good place to start.

For more fandom fun check out [livejournal.com profile] ds9agogo for meta and a bit of fic, and the DS9 TrekBBS board for eternal flamewars about nothing much in particular.
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[personal profile] thornsilver 2003-12-24 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*Sniggering*

Oh, but then there was the whole thing with Worf's brother, the evil Cardassian with red eyes, and Kira carrying O'Brien's baby.

Mind you, I'have not been watching the show faithfully by than any more, but hilarity should insue more frequently.

Though the idea of Garak/Bashir scares me.
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[personal profile] thornsilver 2003-12-24 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*Hits self*

And didn't you forget Garak, the tailor-spy, and the Cardassian gul who kept hitting on Kira?

[identity profile] meghatron.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*adores you*

[identity profile] robi0688.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. You rule.

[identity profile] kerithwyn.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Best. Trek. Ever. Must get last few seasons of DVDs and indulge in the goodness.

Definitely on board the Bashir/O'Brien 'ship, plus Keiko for the threesome as an added bonus. Often-reread fics on this theme: Blue Champagne's various stories, especially the "Alternatives" series, at http://www.mindspring.com/~bluecham/

Mmm, nostalgia. :)

[identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
G/B shipper here, but I like it noncon. Fluffy bunnies don't cut it.


And *ahem!* Many of us remember Mirror, mirror. It featured the first same-sex rape in primetime. And Spock with a beard is just lickable.

[identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com 2003-12-25 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Spock slams McCoy up against the wall, forces a mindmeld (Vulcan Rape)and basically traumatizes the doctor's mind.

Of course, the Empath featured same sex french kissing, vulcan style. We've established in Journey to Babel that hand-touches are the equivalent of kissing for Vulcans. In the Empath, Spock lingers, stroking McCoy's hand after taking his pulse.

[identity profile] villeinage.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, heck, you got me started trying to remember the names of my favorite fanfics. Which I do remember, despite the lack of titles.

Let's see...the surreal slash trilogy where grownup Jake falls in love with a eunuch/castrati?/alien?. "Orfeo?" "Salome?" oh, something like that.

Or the really surreal trilogy with these alien brothers who fall in love with Garak? Or was it Julian? I think there's marriage in there somewhere. And very odd alien sex.

No, they were good stories. Really.

Alternatively, I tend to like really detailed descriptions of Cardassian culture--stories that try to be ultra-realistic in an anthropological way.

But I can't remember the name of a single story.

I'm hoping some of the recs will ring a bell.
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[identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually I adored this bizarre Star Trek entry, except for the entire run I had an issue with Quark, and in fact the entire Ferengi race.To wit:

Quark et al are clearly money grubbing, short, big-nosed creatures, mostly with whiny voices; they are capitalists who are almost universally reviled yet run everything. They have secret rules. They plan the domination of everything through finance. Now add to that the fact that almost every Ferengi was played by a Jewish actor,and it smells a little like the Ferengi are the "rat-faced men" of Hitler's Fascist propaganda machine. Ok, maybe you think I'm crazy, but it was the first thing I thought. And many other people I know, of many religions and backgrounds, got the same impression.

It ended up being a fascinating concept as I watched the series, and whether or not it was intended, it made Quark quite interesting to me, especially on those rare occasions he was allowed to be heroic.

[identity profile] twigged.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Baah!! This was very funny. I can't believe you pulled it together so quickly. You can start making recs whenever you like.

Thanks!!

[identity profile] ladyclio16.livejournal.com 2003-12-24 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
For slash there's a mountain of Garak/Bashir and a respectable quantity of me personal 'ship of choice, Bashir/O'Brien.

Oh, I'm a big B/O shipper myself. I've found very few fics sadly. I'd love if anyone could point me to some.

DS9 was my favorite Trek too. I like the others well enough. I love DS9, however. I want the DVD's, but I just can't afford them any time soon. Maybe my finances will change or they'll bring the price down. They are on my wish list.

[identity profile] ladyclio16.livejournal.com 2003-12-25 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh, thanks. I'm going to have to check those out later. I really love that pairing. I so believe they fell in love by the end there. Miles got to the point that Keiko complained he was hanging out with Julien more than he was with her.

I'd write some stories in that pairing if I could remember canon well enough to pull it off. Been too long since I've seen the show. No reruns of it around here. Dammit.
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[identity profile] akite.livejournal.com 2003-12-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! DS9, the first fandom that I wrote in. I'm looking forward to your recs, nostalgia. You needs some Cardies in your overview though. ::g::

[identity profile] skywaterblue.livejournal.com 2003-12-25 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot Goo!Sex in this. Also, Jadzia/Worf used to be really big too, particularly the variation where Jadzia doesn't die, or the ones where Worf commits Hari Kari on her grave.

[identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com 2003-12-26 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you bring back memories. I watched with fervor for the first few seasons, but I went to grad school from fall '97 to spring '99 and DS9 went bye-bye over the need to read fifty pages of international relations theory every night. I look forward to your story recommendations!

[identity profile] tehomet.livejournal.com 2003-12-26 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
A wonderfully funny Rough Guide to DS9. Thank you!

[identity profile] azarias.livejournal.com 2003-12-27 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not the only bisexual character (Janeway exists, though hopefully in an alternate universe where Voyager didn't suck). Just the most ... flaming. Like the cherries jubilee of Trek.

[identity profile] weelittleelf.livejournal.com 2005-11-04 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know I saw Sisko/Bashir somewhere... I like Bashir/O'Brien but I like Sisko/Bashir too...

[personal profile] ex_mrs260625 2016-01-10 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just saw this pop up on Dreamwidth, and thought I'd give the updated link for my site! (Since I see the Geocities version in the main post.)

http://mrs260.fenfanfair.com/

Thanks,
Mark