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Jensen. Jared.
Jensen Ackles is an actor on a show that is both super AND natural, Supernatural. He has previously been seen on such television gems as Days of Our Lives, Dark Angel, Dawson's Creek, Smallville and several pilots that didn't get picked up (at least one of which you can find on the black market of the internets). On Supernatural, he plays a guy named Dean Winchester who is fast approaching Uberwoobie of Ultimate Destiny status amongst fangirls (and at least two fanboys). Dean has a super bitchin' ride, knows how to use a gun, and will kick your ass if you touch his cassette tapes. Jensen may or may not be shy and humble or cocky and suave. What is known for sure: he reduces grown women to tears with his hotass, he's from Richardson, Texas, and he's made some seriously flawed career choices (see: Devour and The Plight of Clownana). He is friends with Christian Kane, golfs with Tom Welling, and he sang back up on tracks on a Steve Carlson album.
Jared Padalecki is tall. His bio can be found at imdb, like everyone else's, but the highlights include House of Wax--a work of cinematic perfection—and Gilmore Girls (with a special mention of a bit role in Cheaper by the Dozen where he worked with another WBrps great, Tom Welling). He currently headlines Supernatural, where he's credited above Mr. Ackles (something he's probably quite gleeful about). He plays Sam, the sometimes emo younger brother of Dean Winchester. He has two dogs, a girlfriend named Sandy, and laughs with his head thrown back a lot. Insider scoop: often referred to as PADDYWHACK, WHACK, Jaaaaaaayred, and other, more arcane nicknames by the fangirl army. He is bff with Chad Michael Murray according to some (untrustworthy fangirl) sources. He's from San Antonio, a city in the great State of Texas.
Jared. Chad.
Chad Michael Murray is famous for being an asshole. He will kick your ass if you beat him at Tekken. He stars in the current, stock, WB teen drama One Tree Hill (I don't really know what the show's about; I assume it's a teen drama from the promo pics.). Insider scoop: called CMMAYHEM and MAYHEM by the fangirl army.
Tom. Jared.
Mike. Tom.
Tom Welling plays a little known character named Clark Kent on a completely unknown show called Smallville. He eats souls for breakfast and is often seen lounging about saucily. He can be seen with no shirt in the movie The Fog, and what more you would ever need to know is beyond me.
Michael Rosenbaum plays the role of Prankster God in WBrps, is known to be rather fond of hockey in actual real life (a topic I hesitate to introduce here), plays Lex Luthor--the misunderstood hero--on the television show Smallville, and generally seems to be a very cool cat. He's made some indy movies, chooses roles based on whether or not he gets to dress in drag, and is friends with Christian Kane.
Christian. Dave.
Dave. Christian.
James. Dave.
David Boreanaz actually belongs to another realm of rps known as Jossverserps, but he gets tossed into the infodump because he often pops up randomly in fic containing Christian Kane. That is because they are bff and used to get paid for acting like star-crossed lovers on the show Angel. Dave was Angel. Now he's on a show called Bones, and he is *not* Bones, therefore he's been demoted.
James Marsters could, potentially, be considered a WBrpser, since he plays a wacky alien political activist on Smallville now, but he really belongs to Jossverserps, as well. Mainly because he is usually found somehow attached to Dave's penis.
Jensen. Christian. Beer.
Kane. Steve on left. Christian in duct taped hat.
Christian Kane also belongs to Jossverserps, but we will ignore that salient fact for now, because we (meaning me) ship Jensen/Chris and tough titties. Christian Kane can be seen on the axed show Close to Home, on what network I'm not sure since I only look at the clips and screencaps posted by
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killerweasel since I like to spare myself emotional torture. WHO CARES ANYWAY, because he's in a BAND. (oops, capslock Tourette's again) he sings in a band called, oddly enough, Kane with a guy named Steve Carlson (who shows up in fics a lot because we like to spread the pain and agony of being caricatured around a bit). They're a little country, a little soul, a little rock and roll rodeo. Christian is something of a redneck cipher in the fandom. He drinks beer a lot. Other guest stars: Sophia Bush (CMM's ex and star of One Tree Hill), Shooter Jennings (singer), various siblings of Jensen and Jared, Jamie Welling (Tom's maybe ex, maybe dead, wife), PSPs (a hand-held gaming device and MORE), Kristen and Allison (the girls on Smallville), Sandy (previously mentioned gf of Padalecki) and the dogs (Chad and Jared have an animal shelter between them, Welling has a pug, Dave used to have dogs but I don't keep up with him unless he's right in my face).
Any and all pairings will be found with emphasis on Jared and Jensen who are so OTP in this fandom that it's a little deadly to wade in those waters—fangirls bite hard, watch your ankles! Tom and Mike are a close second and have many more years' worth of hanging all over each other catalogued. There are cutesy names, but I abhor such-like and refuse to tell them.
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do you have pairing requests?
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Understatement of the millenium, woman.
I don't keep up with him unless he's right in my face
It's too easy - there's no sport in it. *g*
I cannot believe you wrote this up. Wait a minute: yes I can.
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I mock myself with the Chris commentary. *self mockery mock mock*
You know what *I* need? To find out why there isn't fucktons of Tom Welling pornography. This makes little to no earth sense.
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You're right. I really can. Nerd. ♥
I mock myself with the Chris commentary.
You know, you don't need to do that, I'd be happy to do it for you. *g* He just owns my soul, in some way. Well, okay - clearly there's, like, a timeshare on my soul.
why there isn't fucktons of Tom Welling pornography.
For my part? The reason is that the first time I ever really watched him anything, it was (god help me) Cheaper By The Dozen. And he did win me over, largely through outtakes, but I'm not willing to commit to Smallville. Which says a lot about my relationship with Superman, 'cos I they've got some folks on that I just love. But no.
Feed me pictures and info about Welling, and I'll see what my brain can do?
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this is too funny :D
I got some glimpses of the whole WBrpser thing via SN (isn't there some Wensen as well? Or is that just an aside?)
Looking forward to the recs *G*
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Loved the story you recced today, btw.
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Also, Close To Home is on CBS Friday nights after that Jennifer Love Hewitt fan favorite, Ghost Whisperer. (snerk) I didn't realize they'd canceled it. Interesting. I don't watch it, but I see the commercials while watching CSI on Thursdays.
Great overview. Hilarious! Just a thought though, you might want to indicate which person is Chris, James, Dave, etc in each picture, so that they uninitiated know who you're referring to.
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P.S. Christian was never prettier than when he was on Angel...Jensen/Chris shipper or no, you must admit that! ;)
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Jamie Welling (Tom's maybe ex, maybe dead, wife), and this Tom Welling plays a little known character named Clark Kent on a completely unknown show called Smallville. He eats souls for breakfast and is often seen lounging about saucily. He can be seen with no shirt in the movie The Fog, and what more you would ever need to know is beyond me. and really this Mainly because he is usually found somehow attached to Dave's penis.
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Ain't no shame, baby do your thang. And by "thang", I mean PORN.
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(nods head at wise advice-kicks shame to the curb to make room for PORN-is much happier!)
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Yessss!!
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HEY! hey, good to see ya.
This is belated and off-topic...
On topic: Why does Chad Michael Too Many Names dress like he's the face of Derelicte?
In other news: Googling the word "derelicte" brings up a website for a Kappa Si pledge party. Called Derelicte. Kappa Si. KY. Oh my god, Jared and Mayhem are totally pledging there when they graduate from the high school AU.
Re: This is belated and off-topic...
Still. KY.
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and what more you would ever need to know is beyond me.
The fact that Rosenbaum called Tom (http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|100536|1|,00.html) in the middle of said Fog's shower scene to say, "You look so hot in the shower." I feel that's important. ;)
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Mike writes it for us.
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but you forgot alexis bledel! i have seen many a fic in which jared had a crush on her in glimore girls but now he's with jensen, etc. it's fab.
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This? Would have made me snort chocolate milk out my nose if I had not finished it mere seconds before reading it. It certainly made me cackle.
You totally just nutshelled my fandom. ^_^
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HAHA!!!! That is so not something i need to laugh at at work - because i have to make up something when my boss wonders why i am loling.
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