start/end by jane d (NC-17)

[skripka.livejournal.com]

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: DiNozzo/McGee
Author on LJ: thrillsforall
Author Website: girlcalledjane.com
Why this must be read:

A geek and a jock become NCIS agents. Together, they fight crime.

No. Really. Tony, former rich boy turned policeman is the senior agent to Tim, once and future geek, the probie. They bond over ogling women, occasionally movies, and sometime bad-for-them greasy food. Tony never gives McGee a break, except when Tim really needs it. For his part, Tim takes it all in stride and is getting better at giving as well as he gets.

This is some amazing porn. This is also some amazing writing. McGee is completely McGee, Tony is completely Tony, and they're both men.

The credits roll and he looks up at the clock, it's only been fifteen minutes, he tries not to groan. Tony shifts beside him, looks over at him, apparently completely oblivious to Tim's dismay. And Tim just looks back. For a minute anyway.

"What?" He asks, trying not to fidget in his seat.

"Nothing," Tony answers, shrugging and bringing his bottle to his mouth. He takes a noisy swig and then licks at his bottom lip, taps the bottle against it. "Why do you have beer in your fridge if you don't drink it?"

"I do drink it," He says, and proceeds to do just that. "There. Happy?"

Tony makes a sighing noise and shakes his head, closing his eyes for a moment. "This was so much easier when I planned it."

He's not really sure if he likes the idea of Tony "planning" about him... No, actually, he's totally sure he doesn't. He tries to keep the apprehension out of his voice when he speaks. "Planned what?"

"This!" Tony says, gesturing to the both of them with his bottle. "Us. Hanging out. Being guys and watching guy movies as we drink guy beer."

"Guy beer."

"Guy--" Tony waves his beer at him, shifting closer "--beer."

"I wasn't really aware that there were gender oriented beverages."

Tony gives him a look like he's suddenly very confused about who Tim is. "Anything that comes in an ordinary, non-fluorescent and/or tropically-themed bottle is guy beer, McGee."

"Okay. That's..." Really stupid. "Okay."

"Okay?" Tony asks, eyeing him.

"Okay." Tim replies.

"So loosen up."

"And drink my guy beer."

"Yeah," Tony says, throwing his arm over the back of the couch and taking another swig. "Drink your guy beer."

start/end by jane d

Comments

[almightychrissy.livejournal.com]

Oh squee. I ADORE this fic, it's such perfect McGee, but my NCIS watching buddy has no love for anything that isn't Gibbs/DiNozzo so I had no one to express my glee to until now :)

[skripka.livejournal.com]

Poor you!

Good porn fic is such a blessing... we should share it amongst all our friends. While Tony/Tim isn't my pairing, OMG, is this a wonderful piece. I think part of its strength is that it nearly convinces me that it could happen.

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

Funny, but when I click on the story link, nothing happens. Do you have another link? "Cause I may be a diehard Gibbs/DiNozzo fan, but porn is porn, right? And I do, in my own way, love Tim.

[skripka.livejournal.com]

http://ncis.fictionresource.com/fic.php?story_id=01078

See if that works... I got the same thing you did, which is weird. If not, try from here. (http://ncis.fictionresource.com/search.php?action=search&field=user_id&value=00224&order=fic_title&submit=View+fics)

Maybe it's a hotlink protection?

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh...perfect timing, I just replied that I found it. But at least it'll be fixed now for any others. Great icon, btw. *g*

[skripka.livejournal.com]

Thanks... i need to clean it up some--my watermark-erasing skills aren't so great--but I've loved that concept for ages.

[skripka.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* HTML 101... always put a > at the end of tags. Makes it work. Oops.

[dustandroses.livejournal.com]

Hey, never mind, I found it over on NCIS FanFiction Archive (http://ncis.fictionresource.com/fic.php?story_id=01078). Very well done and very hot. Thanks for the rec.