ext_15551 ([identity profile] quigonejinn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-06-03 12:19 am

Untitled by La Reine Bleu (NC-17)

Fandom: Horatio Hornblower
Pairing: William Bush/Archie Kennedy
Author Website: N/A.
Why this must be read:

This is the filthy, dirty, nasty, hothothot stuff that the Internet was made to propagate.

No, seriously. The history books are lying to you when they tell you that the Internet was invented so that the military could keep contact during nuclear fallout or whatever -- it was actually put together so that twenty years down the line or so, you could get gay porn of this caliber delivered straight to your eyeballs in the privacy of your own home. If this stuff makes James Dobson sweat in his sleep, it's probably because he read it before bed, had to take a trip to the bathroom, and still can't the picture of Bush on his knees doing this and Kennedy moaning that out of a mouth all ready for you-know-what.

My favorite three word line in the entirety of fandom is in this story. Love ain't got nothing to do with it, but some of the greatest porn ever written sure does, and I'm more than happy to settle.

Link.
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[identity profile] almightychrissy.livejournal.com 2006-06-03 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so I will be reading the fic very soon and the rec makes it sound fantastic, but one thing.

When you mention James Dobson and then Bush and Kennedy in the same sentence, my mind automatically jumps to a DIFFERENT Bush and Kennedy and that is MORE BRAIN SCARRING THEN I WILL EVER NEED.

Thank you :)