crack_van | The Unfantastic, Credible...and Unreally Cool Adventures of Bizarro No. 1...by Darkmark (PG-13)

Full title: The Unfantastic, Credible, Unastonishing, and Unreally Cool Adventures of Bizarro No. 1 (And Friends). This am wrotten by BIZARRO NO. 1 himself as transcribed by DarkMark
Fandom: DC COMICS (subfandom: Silver Age Superman)
Pairing: Various are referred to, but not the focus.
Author on LJ:

darkmark
Author Website: DarkMark's Domain
Why this must be read: This is an ENTIRE EXTENDED STORY written in perfect (well...perfectly imperfect) Bizarro-speak. I cannot begin to match this feat--not even, alas, long enough to write a rec for it in Bizarro-speak!

As a result, better to quote Bizarro No. 1's own explanation, as transcribed by

darkmark on

comics_genfic:

"Am terrible crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World. So what am happen when Blue Kryptonite meanies from center of lovely square planet emerge, and not even have courtesy enough to invade?

Um...me not know. Better read story!"

That is the main plot. The true loveliness lies in the asides, the little bits and pieces about the square Bizarro World and the its various imperfect inhabitants. *My* favorite part is Yellow Lantern and Yellow Arrow's little road trip; but there are little bits for everyone, including those not especially well-versed in old Superman comics (although if you aren't, and want to be, there are worse places to start)!

The Unfantastic, Credible, Unastonishing, and Unreally Cool Adventures of Bizarro No. 1 (And Friends)