ext_12435 ([identity profile] sensine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-08-15 05:42 pm

Much Ado about Illya by Keelywolfe (NC17)

Hi again! I'm tuning in with a nice little hottie, later today I'll give you a crossover, since it's the fifteenth today.

Fandom: The Man from UNCLE
Pairing: Illya/Napoleon
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] keelywolfe
Author Website:Keely's Fanfiction
Why this must be read:


Who else but Napoleon and Illya could have a life-altering moment inside a coffin in the middle of a hostile Thrush nest? Nobody, that’s who. Also, despite the location this story is insanely funny. Believe it!
The voices are good, we get a wee peek into Napoleon’s thoughts, and it’s hot. Saying more is to reveal the story, a story which is altogether way to short. I wish we could see the next scene and the next scene…mmm



"I must admit, this is the first time I've been truly grateful I'm not claustrophobic."



"How fortunate for you. I, on the other hand, have had ample opportunities to express my thanks on that count."

Napoleon could feel Illya's breath on his cheek as he spoke, slowly and softly but still burning away precious oxygen.


Much Ado

[identity profile] periwinkle27.livejournal.com 2006-08-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always loved this story, especially this line: I said if they sealed us in we would have only five minutes of air.

So sneaky of Illya.

Great rec.