Never Flip the Urple Switch by duck (NC-17)

[kiarasayre.livejournal.com]

Hello! I'm Kri (don't worry, you probably haven't heard of me), and I'll be driving the Doctor Who van this month. I hope to rec a mix of new and old school Who, but probably not a lot of straight, plotless smut.

Which makes my first rec a bit ironic.

Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Ten/Rose, sort of
Author on LJ: speshulduck
Author Website: None that I could find
Why this must be read:

This particular fic was written for International Urple Day, in which various fans all across the internet wrote fics essentially in the style of bodice-rippers; meaning lots of phrases like "throbbing manhood" and "heaving bosom". Never Flip the Urple Switch is only slightly smutty, but definitely among the funniest fics I've .

Rose was horribly dejected. The Doctor had gone and changed and he was rude and not even ginger. His ears weren't big enough either, come to it. She'd loved the way the light shone through them at just the right angle, like light shining down from heaven through the silver-lined clouds.

Never Flip the Urple Switch

Comments

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

Irony be damned, this was a fun read! Thanks for the heads-up.