X-Files/Iron Chef (PG)

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Title: Iron Pathologist by Sarah Segretti & Mr. Segretti
Pairing: None
Author on LJ: timesink
Author Website: Sarah Segretti's Little Things

Why this must be read: Back in the day, when Iron Chef was a cult phenomenon and XF still wasn't quite mainstream, Sarah Segretti had the rather brilliant idea that if there were ever a competition of pathologists like there was for chefs, FBI Special Agent Dr. Dana Scully would be one of the greatest challengers ever for the title of Iron Pathologist.



SIDELINES REPORTER: Yes. Dr. Scully is especially famous for autopsies on victims of vampirism, exsanguination and invisibility. The fact that today's challenge is an average middle-aged woman with no apparent unusual cause of death may give the advantage to the Iron Pathologist.

MALE ACTOR: Ah, see what she's picking up? Is that the usual tool for this part of the procedure?

ANNOUNCER: It looks like a No. 2 blade. That's unusual. Perhaps as a government pathologist, she --

SIDELINES REPORTER: Fukui-san!

ANNOUNCER: You're a busy boy tonight. Go!

SIDELINES REPORTER: We spoke with Dr. Scully just now, and you're right. She prefers the No. 2 blade when making incisions in the abdominal area.

INGENUE (titters): Ahhhh! So we'll get to see some intestines now!


Iron Pathologist by Sarah Segretti & Mr. Segretti