Hunting Pirates at the Wedding by Dove (NC-17)

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Fandom: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Pairing: Sparrow/Norrington
Author on LJ: hija_paloma
Author Website: Cultural Infidelities
Why this must be read:

This delightful short fic is set at the Turners' wedding, shortly after the end of the first movie. James is there, Jack is there – hijinks ensue.

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”You’re the great pirate hunter; come and find me.”

And James had done just that, hadn’t he, had wandered through the governor’s mansion, peering into closets and behind curtains and, God help him, under beds.

The governor’s study wasn’t the last room he’d thought to search, but it certainly wasn’t top on his list. Not nearly scandalous enough, and so few places to hide—James checked the curtains perfunctorily before dropping his long frame gracefully into the solid oak desk chair.

Really, he had always envied Governor Swann this desk. Solid, with a dark, rich sheen to the smooth polished oak, ancient and lovely, no doubt full of history. Great things had happened atop this desk, he was sure of it. He stretched out his legs beneath it, making sure to catch Sparrow under the ribs, not the chin.
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I don't want to spoil the fun by telling too much; suffice it to say that James abruptly finds himself in an extremely compromising position.

Hot, hilarious, and unapologetically smutty, what more can you ask?

Hunting Pirates at the Wedding