nightwalker ([identity profile] nightwalker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-12-13 07:14 am

Skeleton Dancer by Fate VII (R)

Fandom: YU YU HAKUSHO
Pairing: Yuusuke/Keiko, Kuwabara/Yukina, Kurama/Hiei
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: n/a
Why this fic must be read:

Because it's long and plotty and hilarious. There are zombies! Zombies! And they're not any happier about it than we are, trust me. There's also a necromancer named El Zorromancer who just wants to conquer the world and how can you not love that?



"Kurama?" When Kurama twisted to look over his shoulder, Hiei was standing idly at the other end of the hall, looking thoroughly and studiously unconcerned. "So you told me to keep your human brother from dying."

"Something like that," Kurama agreed before turning back to his quarry. "Why?"

"I thought I should inform you that he seems to be trying to vomit up his stomach lining," Hiei said innocently.

Kurama dragged one hand over his eyes. "Don't use that tone of voice. It makes my head hurt. Why is he doing this?"

"I don't think that the undead agree with him," Hiei answered. "The fact that he is convinced that you're an undercover assassin might be helping. I wasn't aware that you knew how to break necks so professionally."



Skeleton Dancer by Fate VII