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crack_van2007-01-14 10:44 pm
Three Hires by Sam the Storyteller (PG)
Fandom: HOUSE
Pairing: None
Atuhor on LJ:
sam_storyteller
Author Website: Memories here.
Why this must be read:
Because it’s a funny, realistic look at how Chase, Cameron and Foreman might have been hired. The story is from Chase’s POV, but all the major characters have a least a couple choice lines. I especially like the story of Cameron's hiring. Sam’s been recced before (for his excellent Synchronicity) and with good reason.
"She's stunning," House observed, but Robert saw that look, the one he was already learning to recognise, which meant in about ten minutes either someone would be healed or something would explode. It was his I have an epiphany look. "If I were that stunning, I definitely wouldn't have an MD."
"If you were that stunning I'd have married you instead of Julie," Wilson said.
"So what's wrong with Allison Cameron?" House asked himself.
"Nothing," Wilson said firmly. A muscle flickered in House's jaw. He was still thinking hard about something.
"Fine," he said. "Chase, go find something to do. I'm going to go pretend to interview her before I hire her."
As he walked away, Wilson made a very small yes! gesture, then looked deeply ashamed of himself.
Three Hires
Pairing: None
Atuhor on LJ:
Author Website: Memories here.
Why this must be read:
Because it’s a funny, realistic look at how Chase, Cameron and Foreman might have been hired. The story is from Chase’s POV, but all the major characters have a least a couple choice lines. I especially like the story of Cameron's hiring. Sam’s been recced before (for his excellent Synchronicity) and with good reason.
"She's stunning," House observed, but Robert saw that look, the one he was already learning to recognise, which meant in about ten minutes either someone would be healed or something would explode. It was his I have an epiphany look. "If I were that stunning, I definitely wouldn't have an MD."
"If you were that stunning I'd have married you instead of Julie," Wilson said.
"So what's wrong with Allison Cameron?" House asked himself.
"Nothing," Wilson said firmly. A muscle flickered in House's jaw. He was still thinking hard about something.
"Fine," he said. "Chase, go find something to do. I'm going to go pretend to interview her before I hire her."
As he walked away, Wilson made a very small yes! gesture, then looked deeply ashamed of himself.
Three Hires

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