Thirty Minutes Or Less by Christina K (PG)

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Hello. This is my first time driving the van for Smallville. I hope to bring you gentle readers some stories you might not have heard or seen before. A smile to your face and a tear in your eye.

Let begin with a smile.

Fandom: SMALLVILLE (with a hint of JLA)
Pairing: Clark/Lex (gen)
Author on LJ: butterflykiki
Author Website: It looks like she only ever wrote one SV story.>
Why this must be read: When you ask for a "crack fic", this story is the definition of one (without the hot sex).

Its Lex Luthor drunk dialing Superman for a pizza. How much more crack can you get?

Thirty Minutes or Less