Give a Monkey a Brain.... by David Hearne (PG-13)

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Fandom: FARSCAPE
Pairing: None
Author on LJ: davidhearne
Author Website: Archived at Leviathan

Why this must be read: Frankly, I'm surprised that this hasn't been recced already. Farscape fandom has a woefully inadequate supply of high-quality comedy fic, but this story single-handedly goes a long way towards rectifying this problem. Even people who've never seen the show will have a good laugh, as well as having a good cringe at the utter stupidity the human race is capable of.

Written before 'A Constellation of Doubt' aired, this fic also displays a disturbing amount of insight into the writers' brains, tackling the same subject matter as ACoD, albeit in a much more humorous fashion.

Read it, love it, shake your head in amusement. And then despair for the future of humankind, and book a ticket on the next shuttle off the planet.

Give a Monkey a Brain and He'll Swear He's the Center of the Universe