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Things To Do Before You Die by thedeadparrot (PG-13)
Fandom: HOUSE
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author on LJ:
thedeadparrot
Author Website: thedeadparrot.com
Why this must be read:
Summary: "In which Wilson turns thirty-eight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order." This short (1600 words) story is a fandom and personal favorite. Excerpt:
When he gets to work, Wilson locks himself in his office, doing his best to avoid House, though that isn't as effective as he'd like, since the balcony door doesn't have a lock, and he needs to leave his phone connected.
It takes one loud phone call asking if he's had sex on a beach yet before Wilson decides to hide out in the Oncology lounge, because there's only one door and it locks, and it's surprisingly easy to fake bad signal and/or a dying battery in there.
He naps on the couch, realizing that being thirty-eight and a half sucks far more than being thirty-eight.
Things To Do Before You Die
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: thedeadparrot.com
Why this must be read:
Summary: "In which Wilson turns thirty-eight and a half, thinks about kittens, and doesn't have a midlife crisis. But not necessarily in that order." This short (1600 words) story is a fandom and personal favorite. Excerpt:
When he gets to work, Wilson locks himself in his office, doing his best to avoid House, though that isn't as effective as he'd like, since the balcony door doesn't have a lock, and he needs to leave his phone connected.
It takes one loud phone call asking if he's had sex on a beach yet before Wilson decides to hide out in the Oncology lounge, because there's only one door and it locks, and it's surprisingly easy to fake bad signal and/or a dying battery in there.
He naps on the couch, realizing that being thirty-eight and a half sucks far more than being thirty-eight.
Things To Do Before You Die
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