The Doctors by avendya (PG-13)

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

This is my last rec. I missed crack_van collisions day due to real life issues, but I still wanted to post this little gem. Thanks everyone for checking out my recs!

Fandom: House, M.D./Doctor Who
Pairing:None, but if you count the fact Jack is there, it's really Jack/everyone
Author on LJ:avendya
Author's Website: avendya_writes

Why this must be read: Because hilarity ensues when Rose gets ill and Nine and Jack want to get her the best care. And the best care in the history of Earth is ... House. This story is full of banter on both ends, wonderful voices for everyone, especially Nine and House, and finally a satisfying conclusion where no one dies, gets maimed, or sleeps with Jack.

Maybe.



The Doctor pushed past him and walked over to House. "I understand that you've taken on Rose Tyler's case."

"Is that her name?" House glanced down at the chart.

"Yes."

"So then you two must be the…" House looked at Jack and back to the Doctor, skepticism evident. "Companions."

"No," said the Doctor. "Jack and Rose are my companions. I am - "

"That's right," said Jack, walking up to them, and he gave House pretty much the exact same once-over that he'd just given to Cameron. "Captain Jack Harkness," he purred. "I've heard a lot about you."

"Jack," warned the Doctor.

House just stared. "Is this guy for real?"

"Unfortunately, yes," said the Doctor. "But don't hold it against him."

"And you are?" House sighed.

"Captain Ja - "

"Got that, thanks," House said irritably. "Him."

"I'm the Doctor."

The Doctors

Comments

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

OK, haven't read yet and am just about to, but I have to wonder how it can POSSIBLY be a satisfying conclusion if no one has slept with Jack.

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Well, someone MAY have slept with Jack. We can't be sure, though it is a strong possibility. But you know, no definite evidence. So maybe. *g*

[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted to point out that this fic isn't BY avendya. It's an anon fest, and the authors haven't been revealed yet.

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Erp. Thank you. Unfortunately I can't edit the entry. :/

I'm so sorry to whomever actually wrote it! When are they going to be revealed?

[violet_quill]

I'm the author, actually. You're not the only one to have misattributed it, though - and I don't really blame you, since the header itself didn't have the usual "Author: ???" or anything on it. :( Glad you liked the fic though!

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

It was wonderful! I apologize for the mistake. Hopefully people will look in the comments to see the author.