Morning Rituals by Nixa Jane aka Layton Colt (K)

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Fandom: STARGATE SG1
Pairing: none
Author on LJ: laytoncolt
Author Website: nixa_jane

Why this must be read:

I am at a loss of words to describe this fic to you. Amongst the candidates were "Jaffa were not born sparkly" and "Skin care is vitally important to the life of a Jaffa", but I could not string these words together in a way that would make sense to anybody.

In 10 words or less, Teal'c gives Sam makeup tips. This is pure crack!fic at its best, insane, funny and yet somewhat believable given the universe this story takes place in.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You, Morning Rituals at fanfiction.net

Comments

[wendelah1]

This was hilarious. Thanks for the rec.

[fragmentpieces.livejournal.com]

You're Welcome!

I hope you enjoy the rest of my recs.

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

Bahaha! Brilliant. Thank you for sharing this.