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Expectations, by DrawMeASheep (PG)
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gen (Jimmy Palmer/Agent Lee)
Author on LJ: ---
Author Website: ff.net page
Why this must be read: Ah, the comedy potential of the Palmer/Lee office shagathon... the NCIS team react to some strange rumours. It's right out of an episode - you can just see it happening.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” Tony said, loud enough for McGee to hear. “Everyone in the entire building is making time to stare at us, but Probie won’t even look at us. What do you know, McGee?”
“Nothing.”
“Has anyone ever told you the value of making eye contact when you’re speaking to someone?”
McGee’s eyes remained fixed on his computer.
Tony turned back to his food. “I give up. The whole world has gone nuts and you and I are the only sane ones left.”
Ziva shook her head. “Truly terrifying.”
They turned their heads as McGee’s phone rang. “Yes?” He immediately lowered his voice. “I haven’t asked yet…No, I will…No! Abby you don’t have to come up here…I’ll ask.” He placed the receiver in the cradle and took an audible breath before turning to face them.
Tony slowly stuck his chopsticks in his noodles and placed his food on his desk. “Now what was that all about, Probie?”
He shifted uncomfortably. “Abby, uh, wants me to ask you two something.”
“Ask away.” Tony stood and walked to McGee’s desk, followed closely by Ziva.
“Well, the thing is, it’s, um, it’s about this rumor and I don’t know if you’ve heard about it, but I don’t think you have because…”
“You’re scrambling, McGee.”
“Rambling, Ziva. He’s rambling.”
She waved Tony off. “Whatever. Just get to the point McGee.”
Expectations
Pairing: Gen (Jimmy Palmer/Agent Lee)
Author on LJ: ---
Author Website: ff.net page
Why this must be read: Ah, the comedy potential of the Palmer/Lee office shagathon... the NCIS team react to some strange rumours. It's right out of an episode - you can just see it happening.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” Tony said, loud enough for McGee to hear. “Everyone in the entire building is making time to stare at us, but Probie won’t even look at us. What do you know, McGee?”
“Nothing.”
“Has anyone ever told you the value of making eye contact when you’re speaking to someone?”
McGee’s eyes remained fixed on his computer.
Tony turned back to his food. “I give up. The whole world has gone nuts and you and I are the only sane ones left.”
Ziva shook her head. “Truly terrifying.”
They turned their heads as McGee’s phone rang. “Yes?” He immediately lowered his voice. “I haven’t asked yet…No, I will…No! Abby you don’t have to come up here…I’ll ask.” He placed the receiver in the cradle and took an audible breath before turning to face them.
Tony slowly stuck his chopsticks in his noodles and placed his food on his desk. “Now what was that all about, Probie?”
He shifted uncomfortably. “Abby, uh, wants me to ask you two something.”
“Ask away.” Tony stood and walked to McGee’s desk, followed closely by Ziva.
“Well, the thing is, it’s, um, it’s about this rumor and I don’t know if you’ve heard about it, but I don’t think you have because…”
“You’re scrambling, McGee.”
“Rambling, Ziva. He’s rambling.”
She waved Tony off. “Whatever. Just get to the point McGee.”
Expectations