King of the Boudoir by giddygeek (NC-17)

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Fandom: BANDOM (Fall Out Boy)
Pairing: Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump
Length: 3800 words
Author on LJ: giddygeek
Author Website: Giddygeek's fic tag on lj
Why this must be read:

The bandom van is taking a swing through the land of Fuck-or-Die/Sex Pollen this week, and we've reached our first stop! Apart from the sexy hijinks that come with any sex pollen story, this one gives a great and hilarious view of Pete and Patrick's relationship--Pete trying to drag Patrick into some insane scheme (i.e. having sex with him) and Patrick having absolutely none of it (...at first).


"Get naked," he says, pawing his way free of the hoodie where it's tangled around his neck. "Like, now."

"Um, no?" Patrick says, and Pete finally tosses his hoodie off and turns to see Patrick staring at him, narrow-eyed.

"Oh my God, I so do not have time for this," Pete says, reaching for his belt buckle. "Seriously, get naked. I'll explain later."

"That didn't work when I was sixteen, and it won't work now," Patrick says, crossing his arms over his chest. "Hey, back off, Wentz--put your pants back on--hey!"



King of the Boudoir