Save a Horse by flawedamythyst (NC-17)

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Fandom:  Smallville
Pairing:  Clark/Lex
Length:  3,417 words
Author on LJ: 

flawedamythyst  
Website:  Unknown, but fic listed here

Why this must be read:  Lex is kidnapped...again.  Clark rescues him....again.  And then there is sex...on a horse!?  Yep, on a horse.

“You know,” he said, in a conversational tone, “Chloe once bet Lana that she and Whitney couldn't manage to have sex on the back of a horse.”

“What?!” said Lex, unable to believe what he'd heard. “Wait...Lana had sex with Whitney?”

“Well, yeah,” said Clark, as if it was obvious. “You think Whitney would have been with someone who didn't put out? Besides, there's nothing else to do in Smallville.”

Lex had been thinking that since he arrived and wondering if everyone was going to secret weekly orgies because, really, how else did they all manage to be so damned chirpy all the time? “So,” he said, slowly, “Did they manage it?” He almost didn't want to know, and he wasn't sure he'd be able to look at Lana again without thinking about it, but his curiosity was aroused now. After all, Lana was kinda small, maybe it would have worked...

This is a fun, first time story that I thought people would enjoy.  You can find it here