crack_van | How to Be a Rock Star, by Patrick M. Stump, Aged Seventeen by Trixiesfic (NC-17)

Baaaaaby Patrick! (Yes, it's spelled the same as baaaaaby animals). I don't want to be misleading, though, so let me state it upfront. This story is not about cute. It is about hot. This is almost-a-virgin seventeen-year-old Patrick, slightly older Pete, and a girl. In a van. A VAAAAAN. I'm a bit obsessed.

Fandom: Bandom (FOB-centric)
Pairing: Patrick/OFC, Pete/OFC, Pete/Patrick, ish.
Length: 2,800~
Author on LJ:

trixiesfic
Author Website: http://trixie.fangirlz.net/

Why this must be read: I think one of the greatest things about baaaaaby!Patrick stories is that he's always portrayed as so self-assured, even when he's not, and his relationship with Pete upends the age dynamic (except when it doesn't) as they seem to have been bickering like they're 65 since they first met.

Pete’s got his shirt off and his jeans still unbuttoned and he’s sprawled out on the bench seat, one leg along the back, the other propped up on a merch box, and Riley’s in front of him, legs stretched on top of his and she’s still fully dressed, except presumably under her skirt. Pete’s got one hand on her breast, under her t-shirt, and he’s licking at her throat, but he’s watching Patrick and shit, Patrick has no fucking clue what to do here.

“Um, I don’t,” Patrick mutters, laying his hand carefully on her thigh. Riley wraps a hand around his neck and pulls him toward her, pushing her skirt up with her other hand as she does, baring herself to him.

“Let the force be your guide,” Pete says with a deep voice and Patrick laughs and then laughs harder when he and Riley both say, “shut up, Pete,” at the same time.

I wouldn't like to dictate anyone's reading experience, of course, but if it isn't too far beyond my remit here, I'd perhaps recommend you google a couple of Patrick picspams? Maybe take a quick look at his mouth? Yeah.

How to Be a Rock Star, by Patrick M. Stump, Aged Seventeen