ext_13497 ([identity profile] xenokattz.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-10-01 08:08 pm
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Accidental Date by Kate (NC-17)

Hi, it's Katt ([livejournal.com profile] xenokattz) again. I loved the wide, wonderful world of DC so much, I'm here to drive the Smallville van for October. I mentioned before that I'm slightly obsessed with the Supers; Smallville is right up my alley.

I enjoy plottiness, friendship and family in fics. This is not to say that everything I'll post is gen but I prefer plot with a side if shippyness. I'm also massive fan of the Lois/Clark dynamic, the Justice League and Chloe. Now to belie everything I've said about loving gen fics, I'll start the month off with hot, fragrant, buttery pr0n.

Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Lois/Clark
Length: ~ 4000
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] mskatej
Author Website: LJ "fics" tag
Why this must be read:

The fantastic thing between Lois and Clark, no matter who writes them, pros or fans, is their banter. Sparks shoot up in the air when they tease, fight, work, heck when they're sleeping! Lois is the only one who can kick Clark out of the (barn version) Fortress of Solitude and Clark is the only one who can shake Lois out of her emotional anal retentiveness.

Kate takes advantage of this dynamic in this fic set in early season 7. Clark is moping over Lana, Lois is flippant about it all as she plays a video game. Their "fight" spirals into something so unbelievably hot and sexy, you may need ice water close-by.

In fact, I guarantee it.

After Lois wins the third round, Clark starts to feel petty. "I think you spend too much time practicing this game."

"Now, now," she chides. "No one likes a sore loser."

Then he gets her! "Yes," he hisses triumphantly.

"You got lucky," she says. And knocks him out again.

Twenty minutes later Clark’s pride is in tatters and the best thing he can say about his mood is that at least getting his butt kicked at a stupid fighting game by Lois has kept his mind off Lana and Lex. And it’s not that he minds losing to a girl or anything; that he can handle. It’s the losing to Lois specifically that he finds infuriating, and he’s entirely sure that it’s all her fault. How can one person be so unbelievably obnoxious?


Accidental Date