crack_van | Tchaikovsky's Another One Bites The Dust by uschickens (g)

Fandom: SUPERNATURAL
Pairing: none; gen featuring John Winchester and the yellow-eyed demon
Length: ~2,700 words
Author on LJ:

uschickens
Author Website: The Kitsch N Sync
Why this must be read:

John ends up in hell, and so does Azazel, and what better torment for them than to be stuck in hell together? Torment for them, maybe, but in the hands of

uschickens, it's COMEDY GOLD for the rest of us. This story is utterly hilarious and awesome. When I say it is laugh out loud funny, I mean that literally. This is fall-off-the-bed, wake-up-the-dog funny.

The Demon was smart, no question. Hell, for that matter, so was John. They both got what they wanted (John dead, Dean alive, Sam and Dean still out there doing their thing, everything holding in a fixed stalemate), only giving up inches to their adversaries when they gain the same in return. So no question, they are two highly skilled, crafty, wicked smart (emphasis on the wicked) individuals. ("People" would not be the right word to use here.)

Therefore, it was only fitting that the only mistake either one of them made was the exact same one.

"This is all your fault," John growled from the settee, coffee cup balanced on the flowered upholstery back so he could properly shield his hand of cards from his opponent.

"You know, there's a reason why they call this place 'Hell,'" the Demon said wearily. "I just didn't think I would be the one punished in this situation." It sipped its tea. "Go fish."

The argument was an old one, even now, and John had really only started it out of habit and boredom. And to hide the fact that he really, really needed that seven of clubs.

If that isn't enough, let me say one more thing. You guys, there are crafts. John Winchester. And Azazel. Crafting. If that is not a recipe for hilarity, I don't know what is.

Read, laugh, and leave a comment for the author when you're done laughing. (It might take a while.)

Tchaikovsky's Another One Bites The Dust by

uschickens

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Tchaikovsky's Another One Bites The Dust by uschickens (g)

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