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When Alien Abduction Trumps Birth Control by Tracy (PG)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Lex/Lana, a little bit of Chloe/Clark
Length: one-shot
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lunarknightz
Author Website: Freefalling
Why this must be read:
So I'm not usually the type to go for Mpreg fics. But this? This is freaking hilarious. It's a look at one crack-a-licious thing that could have happened to Lex after being possessed by General Zod in season five, and includes a small tie-in to another season five episode, Lexmas. It also includes a brief appearance by a Clark Kent we don't normally see on the show- horndog!Clark.
He took a deep breath as the office doors swung open to reveal Lex Luthor, a petite brunette beauty at his side.
“Mr. Luthor?” Dean said, extending a shaking hand. “I’m Doctor Shepherd.”
“This is Lana Lang.” Lex introduced the lady at his side. “Now do you mind telling me what in the hell was so damn important that you’re wasting my incredibly valuable time.”
“Ms. Lang.” He swallowed nervously. “Nice to meet you. I assume that the two are you are involved?”
“Yes.” She answered cautiously.
“Romantically? Sexually?”
“I don’t see what business that is of yours!” She huffed.
“Get to the point, Doctor Shepherd.” Lex warned.
“Mr. Luthor, if I may, are you in a monogamous relationship with Ms. Lang?”
“Doctor Shepherd!”
“Please…Please answer the question.”
“Yes. Of course I am.” Lex reached out and put a hand on Lana’s shoulder. “I love her.”
“I love you too.” Lana said, reaching up and putting her hand on top of Lex’s.
“If you value your job, Doctor Shepherd, I expect an explanation of why you insisted we come down here and have subjected us to an interrogation just this side of the Spanish Inquisition.”
Dean cleared this throat. “Ah, well, you remember that we did a battery of tests on you, Mr. Luthor, following your ordeal these last few weeks. And…”
“And?”
“And….there were some rather, uh, abnormal, results.”
“Abnormal?” Lex grabbed the clipboard from the doctor. His eyes grew wide as he read the results.
“I’m PREGNANT?!?”
When Alien Abduction Trumps Birth Control
Pairing: Lex/Lana, a little bit of Chloe/Clark
Length: one-shot
Author on LJ:
lunarknightzAuthor Website: Freefalling
Why this must be read:
So I'm not usually the type to go for Mpreg fics. But this? This is freaking hilarious. It's a look at one crack-a-licious thing that could have happened to Lex after being possessed by General Zod in season five, and includes a small tie-in to another season five episode, Lexmas. It also includes a brief appearance by a Clark Kent we don't normally see on the show- horndog!Clark.
He took a deep breath as the office doors swung open to reveal Lex Luthor, a petite brunette beauty at his side.
“Mr. Luthor?” Dean said, extending a shaking hand. “I’m Doctor Shepherd.”
“This is Lana Lang.” Lex introduced the lady at his side. “Now do you mind telling me what in the hell was so damn important that you’re wasting my incredibly valuable time.”
“Ms. Lang.” He swallowed nervously. “Nice to meet you. I assume that the two are you are involved?”
“Yes.” She answered cautiously.
“Romantically? Sexually?”
“I don’t see what business that is of yours!” She huffed.
“Get to the point, Doctor Shepherd.” Lex warned.
“Mr. Luthor, if I may, are you in a monogamous relationship with Ms. Lang?”
“Doctor Shepherd!”
“Please…Please answer the question.”
“Yes. Of course I am.” Lex reached out and put a hand on Lana’s shoulder. “I love her.”
“I love you too.” Lana said, reaching up and putting her hand on top of Lex’s.
“If you value your job, Doctor Shepherd, I expect an explanation of why you insisted we come down here and have subjected us to an interrogation just this side of the Spanish Inquisition.”
Dean cleared this throat. “Ah, well, you remember that we did a battery of tests on you, Mr. Luthor, following your ordeal these last few weeks. And…”
“And?”
“And….there were some rather, uh, abnormal, results.”
“Abnormal?” Lex grabbed the clipboard from the doctor. His eyes grew wide as he read the results.
“I’m PREGNANT?!?”
When Alien Abduction Trumps Birth Control