Eyeshield 21/Various (PG13)

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Title: The Recruitment Process by wintersjuly
Pairing: Hiruma
Author on LJ: wintersjuly
Author Website: Fic Tag on LJ
Why this must be read:

Because Hiruma really will try to recruit anyone. In this fic, Hiruma makes his rounds through the Discworld, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, JE, Fullmetal Alchemist and Ookiku Furibakutte fandoms in search of new players for his team. I don't know all of the crossover fandoms, but I can appreciate that this is a fine piece of crack.

When Yamapi looked up, the face of a demon from hell looked back. In its clawed hand was a small, inconspicuous black book.

For a very short moment, Yamapi saw his life flash before his eyes.

"Yamashita Tomohisa," the demon said, licking his lips. He flipped through the black book. "Twenty two, idol. Has a sister, mother, two dogs, in love with his best friend and going to be playing some fucking American football fucking right now-"

The Recruitment Process