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crack_van2009-03-26 09:27 pm
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Best Bananas in the Universe by Robin4 (PG-13)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: none
Length: 3 744 words
Author's Website: profile on ff.net
Why this must be read: because you love Nine. Because you always wanted to know more about the story Nine told Jack in The Empty Child about the weapons factory and the banana grove. This story captures Nine perfectly and is full of humour, adventure and action.
Grinning, he yanked the handle down—it was amazing how alike fire alarms were, all the way across time and space. He added to the sudden chaos by shouting:
“Everyone out! Quickly, the main reactor is going critical!”
It wasn’t quite the truth; he honestly had no interest in the main reactor, or at least not right away. But the alarm he pulled was accurate enough: pretty soon, the entire factory (starting with the battery room) would be very much on fire. But just because he liked to blow things up (and he did have to admit that this personality seemed to have just a bit of a fetish for that) didn’t mean he liked to kill people. So, grinning just a bit too big, he added at the top of his lungs:
“Run for your lives!”
Perhaps that was a bit over the top.
Best Bananas in the Universe
Pairing: none
Length: 3 744 words
Author's Website: profile on ff.net
Why this must be read: because you love Nine. Because you always wanted to know more about the story Nine told Jack in The Empty Child about the weapons factory and the banana grove. This story captures Nine perfectly and is full of humour, adventure and action.
Grinning, he yanked the handle down—it was amazing how alike fire alarms were, all the way across time and space. He added to the sudden chaos by shouting:
“Everyone out! Quickly, the main reactor is going critical!”
It wasn’t quite the truth; he honestly had no interest in the main reactor, or at least not right away. But the alarm he pulled was accurate enough: pretty soon, the entire factory (starting with the battery room) would be very much on fire. But just because he liked to blow things up (and he did have to admit that this personality seemed to have just a bit of a fetish for that) didn’t mean he liked to kill people. So, grinning just a bit too big, he added at the top of his lungs:
“Run for your lives!”
Perhaps that was a bit over the top.
Best Bananas in the Universe