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If I've Learned Anything From Movies... by Toby (R-ish)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Chloe/Clark/Bart
Length: one-shot
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tobywolf13
Author Website: Effulgent and Smoking Cool
Why this must be read:
This is a fic that was written at my request by the author, and I have to say, it's hilarious. Bart and Clark are both looking to have a little fun with their favorite blonde reporter, but Miss Sullivan is apparently in the mood for bribes. Little do her favorite pair of speedsters know, the joke is on them. Be prepared for a few surprises in this one, the tiniest bit of slash, and in particular, a reference from the original trilogy of American Pie movies.
Clark narrowed his eyes to where Chloe was laying on her cousin’s bed. “You can’t be serious, Chlo.”
“What?” She asked, batting her eyelashes at him. “You don’t think that girls think that way?”
“Well, um, no. I just never really thought about that before.”
She rolled her eyes. “If Lois and I just started making out, you wouldn’t find that hot?”
“Oh I so would,” Bart chimed in, looking back at her and fixing his gaze on her ample assets.
“Okay, so incest aside----and let me stress that first cousins should never do that ever---two girls making out is very hot.”
She nodded. “So why wouldn’t I want to watch you and Bart just have a little kiss?”
Bart turned to him, actually vibrating he was so excited. “Please man, this might be my only shot here.”
“Look, Bart, it’s not that you're not my friend---you are----it’s just that there are some things that I’m not willing to do with any guy.”
“Amigo, this isn’t gonna make you gay, promise. It’s more like taking one for the team.”
“What?”
“He said ‘taking one for the team.’” Chloe added helpfully.
“I know what he said.” Clark groused, still mad at her. She’d gotten him into this mess after all. He frowned back at Bart. “What do you mean ‘taking one for the team?’”
“Dude, haven’t you ever seen ‘American Pie?’ Any of them?”
“Um, no. It came out when I was like 10.”
“That’s not an excuse. They have DVDs now.”
“Oh, right.” The truth was that Clark really wasn’t interested in that particular movie. He knew the premise because, contrary to what Chloe insisted upon, he was not actually Amish. However, he really loved apple pie and didn’t need to think about certain sex acts when cutting off a slice of one.
“Anyway,” Bart continued, “If you’d seen the second one, you’d know that Stifler and one of the other guys have to suffer a little, you know, make out, to get some hot chicks.”
Clark wasn’t sure what a stifler was, but it didn’t sound too good. “Uh-huh,” he added, totally unconvinced.
If I've Learned Anything From Movies...
Pairing: Chloe/Clark/Bart
Length: one-shot
Author on LJ:
tobywolf13Author Website: Effulgent and Smoking Cool
Why this must be read:
This is a fic that was written at my request by the author, and I have to say, it's hilarious. Bart and Clark are both looking to have a little fun with their favorite blonde reporter, but Miss Sullivan is apparently in the mood for bribes. Little do her favorite pair of speedsters know, the joke is on them. Be prepared for a few surprises in this one, the tiniest bit of slash, and in particular, a reference from the original trilogy of American Pie movies.
Clark narrowed his eyes to where Chloe was laying on her cousin’s bed. “You can’t be serious, Chlo.”
“What?” She asked, batting her eyelashes at him. “You don’t think that girls think that way?”
“Well, um, no. I just never really thought about that before.”
She rolled her eyes. “If Lois and I just started making out, you wouldn’t find that hot?”
“Oh I so would,” Bart chimed in, looking back at her and fixing his gaze on her ample assets.
“Okay, so incest aside----and let me stress that first cousins should never do that ever---two girls making out is very hot.”
She nodded. “So why wouldn’t I want to watch you and Bart just have a little kiss?”
Bart turned to him, actually vibrating he was so excited. “Please man, this might be my only shot here.”
“Look, Bart, it’s not that you're not my friend---you are----it’s just that there are some things that I’m not willing to do with any guy.”
“Amigo, this isn’t gonna make you gay, promise. It’s more like taking one for the team.”
“What?”
“He said ‘taking one for the team.’” Chloe added helpfully.
“I know what he said.” Clark groused, still mad at her. She’d gotten him into this mess after all. He frowned back at Bart. “What do you mean ‘taking one for the team?’”
“Dude, haven’t you ever seen ‘American Pie?’ Any of them?”
“Um, no. It came out when I was like 10.”
“That’s not an excuse. They have DVDs now.”
“Oh, right.” The truth was that Clark really wasn’t interested in that particular movie. He knew the premise because, contrary to what Chloe insisted upon, he was not actually Amish. However, he really loved apple pie and didn’t need to think about certain sex acts when cutting off a slice of one.
“Anyway,” Bart continued, “If you’d seen the second one, you’d know that Stifler and one of the other guys have to suffer a little, you know, make out, to get some hot chicks.”
Clark wasn’t sure what a stifler was, but it didn’t sound too good. “Uh-huh,” he added, totally unconvinced.
If I've Learned Anything From Movies...