These Things Do Happen by x-parrot (PG)

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: DiNozzo/McGee
Length: 3 500 words
Author on LJ: xparrot
Author Website: fics listed here

Why this must be read:

This fic doesn’t have a rating, but I’d say PG or PG-13… Just so you know.

The summary says a lot: “McGee wakes one morning to a startling revelation, and Abby and Ziva are there for him. Much to his dismay.” It’s a very funny story and everyone who likes Tony/Tim, or has even the slightest inkling towards the pairing, should read it. Both boys are very cute, but especially Tim; it’s his POV.

Excerpt

"So!" Abby said brightly, folding her hands under her chin. She was still grinning fit to land a squadron of Prowlers. "What's it like, dating Tony?"

"We're not dating."

Abby put down her hands and stared at him in shock. "You mean he's just using you for sex? That jerk, I'll kill him!"

"No, no, he's not—we're—if anything, I'm the one using him for sex!"

Abby's eyes narrowed like an angry cat's. "You're using Tony? I'll kill you, McGee!"

"It's not like that," Tim protested desperately. "We didn't—it's only—it just...sort of...happened. It'd been a long day, we were bored, you and Ziva had gone clubbing, Tony couldn't rent the Hitchcock he wanted, so I brought over Jurassic Park, and, umm. Yeah. It happened. Right when the T-rex was chasing down Jeff Goldblum."

"Aww, you're turned on by giant animatronic dinosaurs!"

"At least they weren't CGI," Tim said, and then dropped his head back into his hands, because that was just what Tony had said, and what did it say about him that he was not only sleeping with DiNozzo, but quoting him?

These things do happen

ETA: *sigh* Link fixed now. Yup, Word's smart quotes...

Comments

[idontlikegravy.livejournal.com]

Your link brings up page not found.

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

The link has been fixed now...

[luckychance.livejournal.com]

Must. Read. Whyfore the link is hating?

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

Link is fixed now - sorry!

[murgy31.livejournal.com]

The story sounds great but the link doesn't work....:(

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

The link has been fixed now... :)

[voksen.livejournal.com]

You want "http://xparrot.livejournal.com/99137.html"

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Great fic! You can use the link above to fix the original link.

Thanks for reccing! I love Tony/Tim:D

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Word smart quotes... Fixed now :)

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Cute story, thanks. And the link problem is probably the so-called "smart quotes" that cut and pasted over from Microsoft Word -- html editors don't understand them.

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

Yup. Fixed now :)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Eee, thanks so much for the rec!

(One thing, my user name is xparrot...)

[bananacosmic.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

Ah, sorry, fixed now :)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ^^ (and no problem, my username gets confused a lot, especially since I do go by X-parrot sometimes...someone swiped the other lj before I got there! XP)