ancarett: Clark Kent laughs at Lois Lane (Hee! Smallville)
ancarett ([personal profile] ancarett) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-05-16 08:18 pm
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Of Geeks, Gods and Mean Girls by justforspite (R)

Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: gen, Lois-centric
Length: 2600 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] justforspite
Author Website: as above
Why this must be read: Did you ever read a fic that was just so deliciously fun that, when you were done, you read it again? Then one more time? Then, before you left happy feedback, you read it all just once more, making sure to save a link because, damn!, you're going to be reading this story a lot more times?

This is that story: a fun exploration of just how Lois drives Clark over the edge and, then, thanks to the wisdom of her cousin Chloe, realizes she done wrong. Of course, knowing Lois, she can't leave it at that. She has to make things right. Poor Clark!

Okay. Clark Kent is a god. Not a capital letter ‘God’ that would imply blasphemy, but a safer, lowercase fine-ass mythological deity. Lois knows this. She can see this. The boy is H-O-T. Like back that thang up, carry me across the threshold and deflower me, bubble butt, fine. She can appreciate that. That is, appreciate it from afar.

Of Geeks, Gods and Mean Girls