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crack_van2009-08-12 05:27 pm
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Out of Pocket by goodbye2pisces (R)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Tenth Doctor/Donna Noble
Length: 1,437 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
goodbye2pisces
Author Website: Masterlist of Stories on Livejournal
Why this must be read: The Doctor and Donna search for a condom. No, really. That's the entire plot of this cracky smut!fic, which also works, because the author *knows* she's writing a cracky smut!fic (or possibly a smutty crack!fic) and never becomes too serious.
The Doctor claims that he doesn't have any condoms on him: “I’m not Captain Kirk,” he says indignantly. “It isn’t as if I hop into bed with every green-skinned hussy I happen to run across, you know.”
Donna, like any sober female, has her doubts and begins to rummage through the Doctor's pockets, finding 900+ years worth of contents.
Out of Pocket
Pairing: Tenth Doctor/Donna Noble
Length: 1,437 words
Author on LJ:
goodbye2piscesAuthor Website: Masterlist of Stories on Livejournal
Why this must be read: The Doctor and Donna search for a condom. No, really. That's the entire plot of this cracky smut!fic, which also works, because the author *knows* she's writing a cracky smut!fic (or possibly a smutty crack!fic) and never becomes too serious.
The Doctor claims that he doesn't have any condoms on him: “I’m not Captain Kirk,” he says indignantly. “It isn’t as if I hop into bed with every green-skinned hussy I happen to run across, you know.”
Donna, like any sober female, has her doubts and begins to rummage through the Doctor's pockets, finding 900+ years worth of contents.
Out of Pocket