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Gwynevere1 ([identity profile] gwynevere1.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-08-12 05:27 pm
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Out of Pocket by goodbye2pisces (R)

Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Tenth Doctor/Donna Noble
Length: 1,437 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] goodbye2pisces
Author Website: Masterlist of Stories on Livejournal
Why this must be read: The Doctor and Donna search for a condom. No, really. That's the entire plot of this cracky smut!fic, which also works, because the author *knows* she's writing a cracky smut!fic (or possibly a smutty crack!fic) and never becomes too serious.

The Doctor claims that he doesn't have any condoms on him: “I’m not Captain Kirk,” he says indignantly. “It isn’t as if I hop into bed with every green-skinned hussy I happen to run across, you know.”

Donna, like any sober female, has her doubts and begins to rummage through the Doctor's pockets, finding 900+ years worth of contents.

Out of Pocket
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This link's dead now, sadly.