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The 90 Proof Series by eighth horizon (PG-13)
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL
Pairing: none (can be read as Dean/Castiel friendship or pre-slash)
Length: 1800, 2050, 3400 respectively
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eighth_horizon
Author Website: Silver and Salt
Why this must be read: Because in a fandom where the apocalypse is around every corner, sometimes you need a good laugh. No, like a really good deep-in-your-gut, "OMG-that's-hilarious", I-spit-tea-on-my-monitor kind of laugh. These three stories making up The 90 Proof Series will give you that as you watch Dean introduce Castiel to alcohol and Cheetos, to talking trash (which Cas manages in his own particular way), and to bowling. My favourite is probably the second story, "Smite Your Bitch Up," but honestly, all three make me laugh out loud, which doesn't happen that often.
Castiel looked at the beer nuts and the pretzels on the bar with open disdain. “These are not Cheetos.”
“They don’t have ‘em here, Cas,” Dean said. “Sorry. Wanna try nachos?”
Castiel looked genuinely put out. Even with the sunglasses on, the beginnings of a pout were evident.
Dean reached into a jacket pocket and pulled out a snack-size bag of Cheetos. “Psych.”
Castiel took them. One corner of his mouth lifted a little.
The bartender came over. “No outside food or drink,” he said.
Castiel looked at Dean. “Is this a conflict?”
Dean shrugged. “He says no Cheetos.”
Castiel turned back to the bartender. “Asshole!” he announced. “Don’t make me fuck you.”
Dean covered his eyes with one hand, then pinched the bridge of his nose. “Oh, man. That’s so wrong.”
Read the series and feedback the author: The 90 Proof Series:
1. Eternally Needing Proof
2. Smite Your Bitch Up
3. Air Strike
Pairing: none (can be read as Dean/Castiel friendship or pre-slash)
Length: 1800, 2050, 3400 respectively
Author on LJ:
eighth_horizonAuthor Website: Silver and Salt
Why this must be read: Because in a fandom where the apocalypse is around every corner, sometimes you need a good laugh. No, like a really good deep-in-your-gut, "OMG-that's-hilarious", I-spit-tea-on-my-monitor kind of laugh. These three stories making up The 90 Proof Series will give you that as you watch Dean introduce Castiel to alcohol and Cheetos, to talking trash (which Cas manages in his own particular way), and to bowling. My favourite is probably the second story, "Smite Your Bitch Up," but honestly, all three make me laugh out loud, which doesn't happen that often.
Castiel looked at the beer nuts and the pretzels on the bar with open disdain. “These are not Cheetos.”
“They don’t have ‘em here, Cas,” Dean said. “Sorry. Wanna try nachos?”
Castiel looked genuinely put out. Even with the sunglasses on, the beginnings of a pout were evident.
Dean reached into a jacket pocket and pulled out a snack-size bag of Cheetos. “Psych.”
Castiel took them. One corner of his mouth lifted a little.
The bartender came over. “No outside food or drink,” he said.
Castiel looked at Dean. “Is this a conflict?”
Dean shrugged. “He says no Cheetos.”
Castiel turned back to the bartender. “Asshole!” he announced. “Don’t make me fuck you.”
Dean covered his eyes with one hand, then pinched the bridge of his nose. “Oh, man. That’s so wrong.”
Read the series and feedback the author: The 90 Proof Series:
1. Eternally Needing Proof
2. Smite Your Bitch Up
3. Air Strike
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