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crack_van2009-10-14 08:47 pm
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Find Me a Find by Green_Grrl (R)
Fandom: DUE SOUTH
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Vecchio/Stella
Length: 16,500 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
green_grrl
Author Website: LJ
Why this must be read:
I have always been fond of the 'dating-without-realizing-it' trope and this is a lovely long example of that. It's slightly AU, but purists shouldn't mind. Oh, and Vecchio is a matchmaker. So awesome.
"No, what I'm saying is sometimes a perp needs the threat of a good head-kicking to get him to spill."
"But Ray, surely criminals are well aware of the proscriptions against police brutality. If you threaten them, they'll know they're safe from actual harm. Unless, of course, they do suffer actual harm, in which case their charges will be dismissed."
"Ben, if they can remember actual law, if they're even thinking of anything except the fact they just pissed their pants, you're not doing it right. You gotta ... Mm!" Ray lunged for emphasis, "get right in their face." Ray was dancing along the sidewalk beside him, making broad gestures in illustration.
"I don't know, Ray. I'm not sure the Queen would approve of such—"
"The Queen? The Queen?" Ray added more height to the hops in his sideways stride. "Ooo, Canadians!" Ray screwed up his face and balled his fists in frustration, and Ben smiled inwardly. "I'd like to see the Queen interrogate some dirtbag that's been slipping roofies to girls. I'll bet ten minutes in she'd be whackin' him with her handbag." He mimed it in midair.
Find Me a Find
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Vecchio/Stella
Length: 16,500 words
Author on LJ:
green_grrlAuthor Website: LJ
Why this must be read:
I have always been fond of the 'dating-without-realizing-it' trope and this is a lovely long example of that. It's slightly AU, but purists shouldn't mind. Oh, and Vecchio is a matchmaker. So awesome.
"No, what I'm saying is sometimes a perp needs the threat of a good head-kicking to get him to spill."
"But Ray, surely criminals are well aware of the proscriptions against police brutality. If you threaten them, they'll know they're safe from actual harm. Unless, of course, they do suffer actual harm, in which case their charges will be dismissed."
"Ben, if they can remember actual law, if they're even thinking of anything except the fact they just pissed their pants, you're not doing it right. You gotta ... Mm!" Ray lunged for emphasis, "get right in their face." Ray was dancing along the sidewalk beside him, making broad gestures in illustration.
"I don't know, Ray. I'm not sure the Queen would approve of such—"
"The Queen? The Queen?" Ray added more height to the hops in his sideways stride. "Ooo, Canadians!" Ray screwed up his face and balled his fists in frustration, and Ben smiled inwardly. "I'd like to see the Queen interrogate some dirtbag that's been slipping roofies to girls. I'll bet ten minutes in she'd be whackin' him with her handbag." He mimed it in midair.
Find Me a Find
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